Dudes, that muck on your face has to go, so razor up. Ok, I understand some men grow beards owing to skin conditions on the face, but the rest of mankind need not go there.

As for this guy, NO DUDE, you cannot be President if you don't SHAVE, OK?

Beards in politics: There hasnít been a bearded major-party presidential nominee in almost 100 years. Why? (slate.com)

DUDE, where's your face?