Lick It Before You Stick It !

[peggygee]

This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

You been chasing some pussy peggy? ONe question... what are you going to stick it with?

Drock, sweety, they're going to yank your CTE status,
if you keep that up.

I am the girl with the curled hair and the face cream.

[drock]

This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

You been chasing some pussy peggy? ONe question... what are you going to stick it with?

Drock, sweety, they're going to yank your CTE status,
if you keep that up.

I am the girl with the curled hair and the face cream.

Yank my CTE status?

[JHANIAH L0VE]

oh my

[62des]

Well you should've said "you got to suck it before you fuck it"

[peggygee]

Well you should've said "you got to suck it before you fuck it"

I've got nothing to suck.

Soooo, they'll have to lick it,
if they want to stick it.



:P

[BeardedOne]

Something I forgot to mention in my way-earlier post: Dental dams are available in minty-fresh flavors.

I know that Good Vibrations used to carry them and prolly still does. I used to give their Safe Sex Mugs to all of my lovers, back in the day. A nice coffee mug with the GV logo (From a Cesan painting, as I recall), filled with condoms, dental damns, flavored lube, etc.

I swear, some of those baby dykes used to go to bed with me just to get the mug.

[Nashvegas]

never been asked to use dental dam before. not sure i would be totally in love with the idea either..

[icarus2112]

Lick it before I stick is always a motto I try to live by, so in a pinch basic saran wrap would work too, just avoid aluminum foil and wax paper, kind of rough.

[RubyTS]

u can use non microwaveable saran wrap if u dont have dental dams, or cut the 2 ends off a non lubricated condom and snip it down the middle to make a square piece of latex which u place over the coochie to lickey lickey! put lube on one side and magic marker an X on the other side in case it pops out ur hand u know which side is which