Lisa Lawyer - not only did she become a man...

[johnb]

Jesus was a Capricorn, when was Lisa Lawyer born? And was he actually a lawyer? Jesus turned water in to wine, but if he could do the same today, and turn water into unleaded gas, now we're on to something

[pimpdog]

Didnt Buttman AKA John Allen Stagliano

get hiv in brazil after getting fucking in the ass by a TS hooker?

[MacShreach]

Jesus was a Capricorn, when was Lisa Lawyer born? And was he actually a lawyer? Jesus turned water in to wine, but if he could do the same today, and turn water into unleaded gas, now we're on to something

Hhhhm: Jesus was a Capricorn only if you think he was born on 25 december, for which there is no biblical reference. 25 december is the first day the sun can be seen to 'rise again' after the winter solstice, and that was why the Romans picked that day. Horus and Mithra also were 'born' that day. Some fundies and Jews think he was born at Sukkot, which would make him a Libra....so....Was he a lawyer? Better first answer Did he exist? BUt if he did, he may have been a rabbi. I'm not saying he was, but it's possible. Maybe he was a freedom fighter, or a doctor. MUCH more likely he's a composite character, and mostly, if not entirely fictional. (The technical word is 'syncretised'.)

BUT if hydrogen fuel becomes viable, you'll be putting gas in your tank and turning it into water--with no divine intervention!

[yosi]

what is wrong in finding Jesus?

Jesus gives hope to the poor people, more hope than any kind of goverment with fake promises

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false hope is the same as fake promises.

it makes poeple waiting for jesus to help them instead of doing something for themselves.

[Nikka]

false hope is the same as fake promises.

it makes poeple waiting for jesus to help them instead of doing something for themselves.

[alpha2117]

If the Bible is in any way accurate about his Birth the most likely months are March or April (ironically around Easter). It mentions Shepherds in their fields with their flocks at night which only occurs in lambing season which is Spring. So March-April in that part of the world at a push May. In Winter they are all at home wrapped up warm so December is a no no.

There is enough historical evidence to indicate a person called Jesus existed but a lot of the rest is stuff the Catholic Church co-opted later. Shame in a way because if his actual messages are anywhere close to what was written then on a purely philosophical level he deserves to be rated highly. We have to get through a load of mystic gobbledegook and political spin though to see the core of that sometimes. If you look at the thoughts as written it seems he and Buddha could of been brothers and certainly would of been of a like mind in terms of trying to be a good person is the key to everything - I always though the most profound words in that book were "Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her." If only the zealots who cast bile and invective at others could live by those words instead the world would be a better place. I dare say Jesus would have been a much cooler guy that people expect had he lived in current times