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10-24-2006 #1A Very Grooby Guy Platinum Poster
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Strange Rules 127
I was looking at putting some content on a clip website when I came across this warning.
Quite specific:
"Please be aware of some regulations we have. These rules are based on Visa / MC regulations. We can not allow any child porn, horror, snuff, nonconsensual sex, torture, asphyxiation, animal sex, hardcore bondage with sex, penetration with any form of bondage, necro, blood, scat, vomit, fisting, or crushing of crabs, lobsters, spiders, fish, scorpions, lizards. If clips contain the above content then we regret that we are unable to represent you."
seanchai
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10-24-2006 #2Silver Poster
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LMFAO @ "crushing of crabs, lobsters, spiders, fish, scorpians, lizards." Hey, at least we know that it's ok to include the crushing of frogs, wombats, and snakes.
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10-24-2006 #35 Star Poster
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Has anyone noticed that lately it's okay to show sex in bondage? I thought that was taboo. I'm guessing that the little "I loved it" interview at the end makes it okay. The first time I saw it I...well never mind what I did, but now it's no longer shocking. Now I'm into lobster crushing porn. Yeah, take that, Pinchy.
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Hey, at least we know that it's ok to include the crushing of frogs, wombats, and snakes.
LOLOLOL, yea, im really into that frog thing!
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10-24-2006 #55 Star Poster
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Holy moley...this stuff actually exists.
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10-24-2006 #6Junior Poster
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you wouldn't want to try crushing a live lobster anyway. I fucked about with one in a lab once and nearly lost the top off a finger.
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10-24-2006 #7Veteran Poster
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Well that rules out a few cookery videos then, doesn't it?
Originally Posted by seanchai
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10-24-2006 #8Rookie Poster
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When they say "Crabs", does my body lice get included? I have some great pictures of my last exploration I was going to share....
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Re: Strange Rules 127
There's a subgenre of Japanese porn that deals with women eating and chewing live insects (e.g. cockroaches and cicadas), crustaceans, and worms. Often they are also inserted into orifices, and in some cases ground up in a blender before being offered to the woman. I suspect that's the basis behind this regulation. Originally Posted by seanchai
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07-25-2007 #10Platinum Poster
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THREAD NECROMANCY RULES!!!!!!
That said...
Crab crucshing?
That's just bad form.
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