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10-24-2006 #1
Strange Rules 127
I was looking at putting some content on a clip website when I came across this warning.
Quite specific:
"Please be aware of some regulations we have. These rules are based on Visa / MC regulations. We can not allow any child porn, horror, snuff, nonconsensual sex, torture, asphyxiation, animal sex, hardcore bondage with sex, penetration with any form of bondage, necro, blood, scat, vomit, fisting, or crushing of crabs, lobsters, spiders, fish, scorpions, lizards. If clips contain the above content then we regret that we are unable to represent you."
seanchai
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10-24-2006 #2
LMFAO @ "crushing of crabs, lobsters, spiders, fish, scorpians, lizards." Hey, at least we know that it's ok to include the crushing of frogs, wombats, and snakes.
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10-24-2006 #3
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Has anyone noticed that lately it's okay to show sex in bondage? I thought that was taboo. I'm guessing that the little "I loved it" interview at the end makes it okay. The first time I saw it I...well never mind what I did, but now it's no longer shocking. Now I'm into lobster crushing porn. Yeah, take that, Pinchy.
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10-24-2006 #4
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Hey, at least we know that it's ok to include the crushing of frogs, wombats, and snakes.
LOLOLOL, yea, im really into that frog thing!
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10-24-2006 #5
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Holy moley...this stuff actually exists.
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10-24-2006 #6
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you wouldn't want to try crushing a live lobster anyway. I fucked about with one in a lab once and nearly lost the top off a finger.
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10-24-2006 #7Originally Posted by seanchai
Fork 'andles
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10-24-2006 #8
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When they say "Crabs", does my body lice get included? I have some great pictures of my last exploration I was going to share....
Anyone else ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?
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07-25-2007 #9
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Re: Strange Rules 127
Originally Posted by seanchai
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07-25-2007 #10
THREAD NECROMANCY RULES!!!!!!
That said...
Crab crucshing?
That's just bad form.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell