Is Ballmilk buddies a good name for a bar?

[Cereal Escapist]

a less idiotic name that is more unassuming would serve your purpose. there is no reason to be so deliberate with either of your suggestions. if you build a club that is worthwhile, people will come if the name is dirty dicks, sunshine and roses or pissflaps. Let's face it, Starbucks is a brand that was built without calling itself "Overpriced Coffee Here"

that said, you have to realize your goals/specs will not make it passed all of the legal and bureaucratic hurdles. If you are not trolling or just making bullshit comments and actually are serious, please step away from the porn and remember there is life beyond the fap.

if you really want to get your fuck on in a bar you own...try just thinking about opening a gay bar that may cater to transwomen and let the culture of cum drinking build itself.

to paraphrase, if the culture forms around your ideal, instead of being so heavy-handed.....

cops or criminals, what I'm saying to you is this...when facing a loaded cock, what's the difference?

[dns4809]

that name didnt last long

[Laphroaig]

he's just trolling you guys again

He just lives in his own little fantasy land, which is amusing until he starts giving out dangerous "advice"...

[Cereal Escapist]

He just lives in his own little fantasy land, which is amusing until he starts giving out dangerous "advice"...

Laphroaig, did you get your user name because of all the Laphroaig you butt-chug?

[Laphroaig]

Laphroaig, did you get your user name because of all the Laphroaig you butt-chug?

That would give a whole new definition to the phrase, blowing (peat) smoke up your arse....

[Lester316]

I think the name is great. I was looking for more professional advice though.

Does Fluid Friends sound better than Ballmilk Buddies?

It all sounds like utter tripe. But if you want to open a bar call it whatever you like; the news stories will be priceless.

[tovosan]

It is his business. That is all there is to that.

[BostonBad]

I called Provincetown town hall and said I wanted to open a bar by the name Ballmilk Buddies. The lady thought I was joking but I told her it was a great idea. She put me on hold for 15 minutes. I will call again soon.

[Fitzcarraldo]

I called Provincetown town hall and said I wanted to open a bar by the name Ballmilk Buddies. The lady thought I was joking but I told her it was a great idea. She put me on hold for 15 minutes. I will call again soon.

Trolling town hall is an excellent idea, almost as excellent as your idea for a bar name.

[Will Riker]

You should name you bar "Ass Good Ass It Is", or "Ass Good Ass It Was" pal...lol