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10-16-2006 #1Silver Poster
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"Bye Arianna" an original poem
GENTLEMAN! GENTLEMAN! When a lady exits, the proper thing to is to show her to the door.
Bye Arianna!
Arianna, Arianna, I wish you the best
I wish you success and happiness
These same things I want for myself
I also want it for everyone else
In your case, no argument you’re truly unique
You came on strong, can’t call you meek
Said what you felt, and didn’t hold back
You can’t help but stand out from the rest of the pack
But I’ll have to be honest and call you a sourpuss
Because with your smile, you rarely did shower us
I even thought about taking up a collection
To see if that would make you smile in our direction
I hate to see you go, because as time would have passed
I hope you’d slip up, and it would expose your ass
And if that happened, I’d just have to hit it
Then put a sign that said “yeah I did it!”
Instead I’ll send you off with a pat on the back
Then grab a quick feel, but I know I’ll be smacked
You may call me obscene, cause you think you’re a lady
But you know how the folk here are all just so shady
I can send you off in this special way
Cause you can’t be replaced, what more can I say
Except in the future as my life I’m pursuing
I’ll think of you now and then, and wonder how you’re doing
So bye, bye, baby, though we never had like that
I can say nothing more, so I’ll just tip you my hat
An original poem
For an original person
P.S. When I said “expose that ass” I meant if figuratively, not literally.
I’m a gentleman, damnit!
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10-16-2006 #25 Star Poster
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Get a life.
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10-16-2006 #3Platinum Poster
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Aw, c'mon, I thought it was cute.
Originally Posted by BrendaQG
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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10-16-2006 #4Junior Poster
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BeardedOne, you think a pig in a dress is cute Originally Posted by BeardedOne
Aw, c'mon, I thought it was cute. Originally Posted by BrendaQG
"Vicki Richter - I am not a man, I am a submissive female clown fish. Duh!"
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10-17-2006 #5Platinum Poster
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Oy! Depends entirely on the pig (Your choice). Originally Posted by greenkb
BeardedOne, you think a pig in a dress is cute Originally Posted by BeardedOne
Aw, c'mon, I thought it was cute. Originally Posted by BrendaQG
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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10-17-2006 #6A Very Grooby Guy Platinum Poster
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That was actually great Yoda. Made me smile and I don't think it was offensive (or intended to be) so need for Brenda to raise her opinion.
seanchai
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10-17-2006 #7Silver Poster
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You have to give the guy credit for having a set. That's for sure.
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10-17-2006 #8Veteran Poster
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...lol Pretty corny like u ran out of content at certain parts and filled in the blanks with lyrics from a rap song lol, but was amuzing to read nonetheless.
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