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02-01-2018 #1Senior Member Professional Poster
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What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
Escort advertising is full of phrases like 'luxury apartment' and 'make your dreams come true'. What are your favourite or least favourite escort clich?
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02-01-2018 #2Senior Member Professional Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
When the ad states "locked and loaded"
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02-01-2018 #3A Very Grooby Guy Platinum Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
LOL - this thread has great potential.
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02-01-2018 #4Junior Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
Any time the word “Gentlemen” is used. Lol
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02-01-2018 #5Senior Member Platinum Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
8 INCHES FULLY FUNCTIONAL (choose your measurement). Doesn't always stand up to scrutiny.
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02-01-2018 #6Senior Member Professional Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
'Stunning' is a word that also doesn't always stand up to scrutiny.
I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm, I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb.
I am a world's forgotten boy, the one who searches and destroys!
Search and Destroy written by Iggy Pop
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02-01-2018 #7Platinum Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
NEW IN TOWN.
she’s lived in the same flat for 15 years
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02-01-2018 #8Veteran Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
The roses.
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02-01-2018 #9Junior Member Rookie Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
Anytime “come” is replaced with “cum”
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02-01-2018 #10Senior Member Gold Poster
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Re: What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?
"Always hard and horny" - then can't get it up.
"I have 10 inches" - 5 if you're lucky.
"Available 24/7" - but never answers the phone.
"Don't be fooled by the fakes" - while using stolen pictures.
"Luxury central apartment/hotel" - shit hole miles from the centre.
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