Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?

[BostonBad]

Success doesn't mean you aren't capable of idiotic things. It's nice to hear you've achieved things in life but introducing alcohol into your body through your anus is still a moronically stupid thing to do to yourself.

Lester is just a hater. I bet he's a virgin too.

[Lester316]

Lester is just a hater. I bet he's a virgin too.

Did it take you 2 months to come up with that?

[BostonBad]

Did it take you 2 months to come up with that?

You need to try it b4 you knock it. There is an engineer here that buttchuggs wine. Smart people buttchug wine, tea, coffee, semen and many other things.

[broncofan]

Smart people buttchug wine.

No they don't. It's a good way to get alcohol poisoning because it reduces the margin between having enough to get drunk and dying of respiratory depression. If you want to do it, then no need to proselytize, but it's definitely a dumb idea.

[broncofan]

I realize now I wrote almost the exact same thing six months ago. This thread and alcohol are two things that kill brain cells but I actually enjoy the occasional drink.

[Laphroaig]

You need to try it b4 you knock it. There is an engineer here that buttchuggs wine. Smart people buttchug wine, tea, coffee, semen and many other things.

You don't need to try skydiving without a parachute to know it's a bad idea...

[BostonBad]

Moderation is key folks. We all have swallowed semen too but that doesn't mean we should swallow like Rod Stewart.

He was in the ER getting his stomach pumped from all the ingested semen.

[Laphroaig]

Moderation is key folks. We all have swallowed semen too but that doesn't mean we should swallow like Rod Stewart.

He was in the ER getting his stomach pumped from all the ingested semen.

Pity that story is as much fiction as all of yours....

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ro...-stomach-pump/

https://gawker.com/5955202/at-last-r...stomach-pumped


By 1982, Stewart was married to actress Alana Hamilton, ex-wife of actor George Hamilton. They went on vacation in Hawaii, and Toon came along. The hotel was overbooked, so Toon and Alana's son Ashley, who was 7, shared a room. "Toon, of course, couldn't resist pulling some bloke in the bar that evening and taking him back to the room. I fired him in the morning. Toon's revenge was absolutely inspired. He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped...I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen. With minor variations...this story has stayed with me ever since. Say what you like about Tony Toon-and God rest his soul-but he was good at his job."

[broncofan]

You need to try it b4 you knock it. There is an engineer here that buttchuggs wine. Smart people buttchug wine, tea, coffee, semen and many other things.

Oh my God an engineer who does it!! Any engineers who don't do it? I don't know the guy from the last page who said he's an electrical engineer and a forex trader. But if someone told me that, I might be curious what the two have to do with one another if anything.

Somewhere down the list of thoughts I might assume he was fairly intelligent. If and when he told me he absorbs alcohol through his rectum I'd be pretty certain he's not. No offense to him.

[Laphroaig]

Somewhere down the list of thoughts I might assume he was fairly intelligent. If and when he told me he absorbs alcohol through his rectum I'd be pretty certain he's not. No offense to him.

That was my thought as well. Anyone who butt chugs isn't "smart". You can be intelligent and still lack common sense...