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    Default Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    Christian, along with ultrafaggots such as American performer Tom Moore and Brazilian performer Alex Victor, took away the "everyman" aspect of shemale porn. No longer could the average viewer insert himself, so to speak, into the role of the "shocked but somewhat aroused man discovering that the woman of his dreams wasn't quite who he thought she was". No longer can a man watch professional, American shemale porn and discover the "mystique" that was once magnificently alluring in films from the past.


    All the average viewer has to look forward to these days, is a bald, goofy-looking douchebag with a pathetic body from not doing proper lifting exercises, fucking shemales with the same, measured, uncharismatic strokes - and don't even get me started on his abhorrent "acting" - while he resembles that albino freak from the show Banshee.


    Have I mentioned how dismal he is when playing the submissive role? God forbid he let an aroused, endowed transsexual go to town on him like they might a smaller, more normal-looking man being coerced or "forced" to take that role. Nooooo. It's the same, robotic, measured strokes once again as he lies there with that same, terminally-stupid look on his terminally-stupid face.


    The only possible way Christian could even come close to redeeming himself for ruining American shemale porn for ever, is to glue a toupee to his stupid, bald head, sell absolutely everything he owns and fuck off to a Tibetan monastery for the rest of his days. Yeah. That might go some way towards redemption.


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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    I'm not a fan of the man's work but it ain't THAT serious.


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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    Spankrod, tell us how hou really feel. My only complaint about Christian is that he is a cum dodger. If I was on the set I'd kick his ass for not swallowing and he wouldn't get paid.

    Other than that he has a great job. But b4 you knock him, why not do 10-20 ts porn movies then after you experience it, then talk.


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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    Calm down dear



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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    That’s hilarious!! 😂😂👌🏼



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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    Lol next you’re going to say he’s the type of guy who calls people “champ” or “sport.”


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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    see my sig


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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    I don't think Christian really is those things, but the OP is most certainly an arse ...


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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    Quote Originally Posted by spankrod View Post
    Christian, along with ultrafaggots such as American performer Tom Moore and Brazilian performer Alex Victor, took away the "everyman" aspect of shemale porn. No longer could the average viewer insert himself, so to speak, into the role of the "shocked but somewhat aroused man discovering that the woman of his dreams wasn't quite who he thought she was". No longer can a man watch professional, American shemale porn and discover the "mystique" that was once magnificently alluring in films from the past.
    I don't recall his name but before Christian became a regular performer there was another bald man who seemed to get all the best 'shoots', as they say. As for 'normal' 'average' men there are plenty on TS Seduction, but in earlier films the 'surprise' was always phoney and some of the so-called 'normal' and 'average' men were frankly a turn off, but in the end it is all a matter of opinion, and there is plenty of material for you to enjoy which does not include Christian or anyone else you don't like.



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    Default Re: Christian XXX. That motherfucker. What a tool.

    All this talk has me longing for the old John Holmes days or better yet where is Ron Jeremy when we need him? LOL


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