OT: Porn Star Attacked By A Shark!

[GroobySteven]

Long after I posted this, I realized it sounded like I was making a joke about using trans models as shark bait, which wasn't what I intended. The combination of sharks and porn is kind of ridiculous, and I was taking that a notch further by suggesting doing it in 3D. But really, I want everyone to be safe. Get tested, avoid "Hot Women Wanted" producers, and don't get in the water with sharks.

If anyone took that as anything other than a throwaway joke, then that's their issue. Don't worry about it.

[ElectricWoody]

I'll have to admit it. I love womens feet. Nothing like the smell of new leather, salty sweat and smooth legs to get my attention. And a blonde in a white bikini. ooh baby.

[dreamon]

Can we not give Breitbart clicks?

Here is an archived version of this article:

http://archive.is/56z7B

[zhit]

The funny thing is look whos reporting it, Bannon must have called his old company told them to hurry up and report that, its" Real News" that will throw people off the Trump-Russian connection.

[youngblood61]

You don't mess around with Sharks. Nasty looking gash.

[parts25]

Fake fake fake. They are saying it was all staged and fake for publicity purposes. Taking another few looks and it's not hard to believe. Lemon sharks are not aggressive and rarely attack humans (especially in a cage), the guy swimming in the water would have been attacked first, the shark could not have gotten thru the cage, they never show the actual point of attack or bite, the bite would have been much bigger, she seems to be almost laughing at one point, etc., etc., etc. The cameraman probably pulled on her leg to make it look more real since it was filmed from below and really close to her. Take it for what it's worth I guess.

[blackchubby38]

You don't mess around with Sharks. Nasty looking gash.

No her pussy is pretty nice to look at too.

Oh wait, you meant the other one.

[youngblood61]

Fake fake fake. They are saying it was all staged and fake for publicity purposes. Taking another few looks and it's not hard to believe. Lemon sharks are not aggressive and rarely attack humans (especially in a cage), the guy swimming in the water would have been attacked first, the shark could not have gotten thru the cage, they never show the actual point of attack or bite, the bite would have been much bigger, she seems to be almost laughing at one point, etc., etc., etc. The cameraman probably pulled on her leg to make it look more real since it was filmed from below and really close to her. Take it for what it's worth I guess.

You might be right.

[Fitzcarraldo]

As expected: http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/tr...says/521200177

[DeseosEscandulosos]

I think Shark Week is Discovery Channel's biggest event. Sharknado was a bad movie but got a lot of attention. If sharks biting porn stars doesn't occur naturally, someone was bound to create it artificially.