OT: Porn Star Attacked By A Shark!

[Budweiser]

Ouch!

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywo...g-promo-video/

[Abartig]

What kind of shark cage is that
No way I would get in that, look how far apart the bars are!

[sukumvit boy]

Lemon sharks are notoriously unpredictable . Can't blame him for wanting to 'get some'.

[gaysian71]

Lmao on that one.

[joesocalif]

I don't like seeing anyone getting hurt.

[Jericho]

It's about time porn jumped on the Darwin awards!
But what are they going to call the movie, "Jaws and the Giant Peach"?

[parts25]

She may as well have been naked in the water instead. She should have stayed in school.

[blackchubby38]

Lemon sharks are notoriously unpredictable . Can't blame him for wanting to 'get some'.

And if you ever seen one of Molly Cavalli's videos, you will know why. She has one of the best assess in the business.

[DeseosEscandulosos]

And if you ever seen one of Molly Cavalli's videos, you will know why. She has one of the best assess in the business.

But it bit her in the foot. A shark with a fetish? Or just bad aim?

Grooby, there's an untapped market here. Imagine the possibilities of TransSharkCage3D.com.

[DeseosEscandulosos]

Grooby, there's an untapped market here. Imagine the possibilities of TransSharkCage3D.com.

Long after I posted this, I realized it sounded like I was making a joke about using trans models as shark bait, which wasn't what I intended. The combination of sharks and porn is kind of ridiculous, and I was taking that a notch further by suggesting doing it in 3D. But really, I want everyone to be safe. Get tested, avoid "Hot Women Wanted" producers, and don't get in the water with sharks.