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04-29-2017 #11
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Re: NUTS! Or what to do with yours when you have them removed
When I have mine done I'd certainly like them as ear pendants!
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04-29-2017 #12
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Re: NUTS! Or what to do with yours when you have them removed
Have them encased in resin and use them as love-eggs!
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04-29-2017 #13
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04-30-2017 #14
Re: NUTS! Or what to do with yours when you have them removed
Sauté with a little olive oil chive oregano sea salt ground pepper. serve with squeezed lemon
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05-05-2017 #15
Re: NUTS! Or what to do with yours when you have them removed
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Do NOT go the 'lamb fries' route with this. =:O
We're looking for some constructive, creative long-term ideas here.
No snacking.
1 out of 1 members liked this post."In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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06-22-2017 #16
Re: NUTS! Or what to do with yours when you have them removed
"If you encase them in Lucite and make dice of them, you could hang them from the rear view mirror of your car, instead of fuzzy dice. Large size shouldn't be a problem, since fuzzy dice are also relatively large.
They make plastic nut sacks to hang from the rear bumper or trailer hitch of your automobile. You could hang the real thing.
You could open two thirds of a pawn shop and hang them over the door.
You could hang them as decoration at Christmas parties instead of mistletoe and invite people to kiss you under the balls.
You could use them during astronomy lectures to illustrate the concept of a binary star system.
You could donate them to David Cameron. He lost his after the Brexit vote.
You could make ear pendants out of them.
You could bronze them and use them as door knockers.
You could carry them in your pocket to show to people you think need to grow a pair, so they'll know what they're lacking.
You could keep them for two or three decades, and once you're old, offer to give your least favorite relative the family jewels, but only if they promise to guard them for the rest of their life."
These are priceless suggestions.
Last edited by BeardedOne; 06-22-2017 at 04:39 AM.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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02-03-2023 #17
Re: NUTS! Or what to do with yours when you have them removed
Six years later and this thread popped up via a FB memory of the convo I was having with my artist friend. A fun memory and a good laugh.
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