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    Platinum Poster JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel's Avatar
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    Default Reading is Fundamental..............................

    Had to post this one
    I get several of these a day, most of the time I tell the dude to read my username then think about the avatar of Giselle and use common sense

    one dude was like: Man I feel like an idiot, but this one...................takes the cake


    (7:22:26 PM) AZygos83: Hello Are you there?
    (7:22:33 PM) Johnnie Walker: ?
    (7:23:38 PM) AZygos83: sorry i hit a link on a website


    (7:24:29 PM) AZygos83: you are gorgeous
    (7:24:29 PM) Johnnie Walker: ???
    (7:24:37 PM) Johnnie Walker: dude what is my name?
    (7:25:32 PM) AZygos83: i dunno
    (7:25:40 PM) Johnnie Walker: dude you cant read?
    (7:25:53 PM) AZygos83: avatar
    (7:26:00 PM) Johnnie Walker: dude my name is not avatar
    (7:26:10 PM) Johnnie Walker: its Johnnie
    (7:26:20 PM) Johnnie Walker: Johnnie is a DUDE'S NAME
    (7:26:30 PM) Johnnie Walker: the pic on the AVATAR is a girl I know
    (7:26:46 PM) AZygos83: ok
    (7:26:51 PM) AZygos83: bye


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    The world needs idiots!! Besides, most people take one look at an avatar and the primary brain (the one located in their underwear) automatically kicks into action and comes to the conclusion that the person doing the talking must be the same person as in the picture. Johnnie, next time it happens try organising a date and seeing if he gulible tit falls for it


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    Silver Poster Quinn's Avatar
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    LMAO. Talk about slow on the uptake. Best laugh I've had all day.

    -Quinn


    Life is essentially one long Benny Hill skit punctuated by the occasional Anne Frank moment.

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    Im just happy you arent using that "shower" avatar anymore!



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    5 Star Poster Bigguy's Avatar
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    I got this recently in a PM:

    Subject: baby
    you lady are so succulent and hot i would love to have a night come true with you babydolls so very hot
    And I thought with the name Bigguy they would get it.

    Makes me wonder how many messages the real girls get.



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    Gold Poster hwbs's Avatar
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    ive gotten alot of those pms....fucking coo coo


    u will be fucking fat bitches in no time

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    5 Star Poster ezed's Avatar
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    I just wanna say I'm glad I didn't select a t-girl avatar. But take comfort in knowing that no one has pm'd me! Thus we can safely surmise none of our members want to have sex with a baby smoking a cigarette! This is a plus.



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    Ha! Happened to me once, ah the dangers of using a GG porn star avatar...



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