Hair Removal down there....

[Cocksmith]

How do pornstars(t-girls and males) keep their balls and pubic area so smooth?? I shaved my balls/lower shaft recently, and while it was smooth for the first day, the hairs have started to grow back and itch like a motherfucker lol. Anybody have any good alternatives to shaving? Has anyone ever done laser down there??

[Wendy Summers]

How do pornstars(t-girls and males) keep their balls and pubic area so smooth?? I shaved my balls/lower shaft recently, and while it was smooth for the first day, the hairs have started to grow back and itch like a motherfucker lol. Anybody have any good alternatives to shaving? Has anyone ever done laser down there??

Personally, there are two areas I shave every day in the shower... my pits and my pubes. No secret -- just a few minutes extra in the routine each day.

[DegenerateLibertine]

Carefully use nail scissors for grooming the hair on scrotum, and if you've got the balls (and money) to get the scrotum waxed/sugared or laser(ed)(yep) by a professional, that's another option.

Adjustable length body groomer for hair on mons pubis.

Wax/sugaring by an esthetician for hair in-between buttcheeks, and around inner thighs, if you got any hair there.

Fuck shaving, in-grown hairs, razor bumps, and razor burn.

[natina]

THE TOUGHEST DEPILATORY is Magic Shave
THE TOUGHEST DEPILATORY
•A spa owner we know has converted all her waxing clients to this powder: “It gets rid of everything—even coarse hair—but it never irritates.”
softsheen-carson Magic shave Shaving Powder $2, drugstores



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THE TOUGHEST DEPILATORY is Magic Shave

the red can is the strongest...................


the silver is made so that it has a pleasant fragrance and is a mild DEPILATORY.

for tough hair use the red


for those of you just starting out use the one with aloe Vera.

I HAVE TO USE THE RED CAN FOR MY BEARD (WHICH IS COARSE AND HEAVY) its the only version of Magic Shave besides the tube that gets all my facial hair off.
my body hair is medium but I still use the red can


the blue can is not a strong DEPILATORY, its mild but probably stronger then the silver can.

also there is some already mixed in a tube


word of caution
do not, I repeat do not wash your face or apply after a workout or sweating
unless you want chemical burns, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS THROUGHLY AND TRY THE MILDER VERSION 1ST ( BLUE CAN)

make sure you follow the instructions ESPECIALLY

1.)USE COLD WATER
2.) DO NOT USE IT AFTER SWEATING
3.) DO NOT WASH YOUR FACE PRIOR TO USE
4.) OBSERVE THE TIME LIMITS


AFTER THAT YOU WILL see how smooth your skin gets

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http://www.salon.com/2000/09/06/hair_removal_2/

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/sho...t=50770&page=7

[AshlynCreamher]

I use a intense pulse light, only cost 1800

[natina]

Hair removal funny review LOL. Lol lol

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How do pornstars(t-girls and males) keep their balls and pubic area so smooth?? I shaved my balls/lower shaft recently, and while it was smooth for the first day, the hairs have started to grow back and itch like a motherfucker lol. Anybody have any good alternatives to shaving? Has anyone ever done laser down there??

[flabbybody]

I'd like to speak up for those of us who like our girls keeping natural fur on their ball sack. don't get obsession with hairlessness on private parts

[Cocksmith]

Thanks for the advice. I like having my junk smooth, but I hate the razor bumps and burns-they don't look too good either lol

[Jericho]

You could always do what the Romans did, and pluck them.

[Laphroaig]

Veet...

Tidied and trimmed for me.
I think my bollocks would do a disappearing act if I put a razor near them.

Just NEVER use Veet

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hai.../dp/B000KKNQBK

A sample of the reviews...

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33,893 of 34,423 people found the following review helpful
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
By Andrew on 24 Jan. 2012
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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2,175 of 2,315 people found the following review helpful
Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .
By John W. Osborne Jr. on 30 July 2012
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-
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6,188 of 6,954 people found the following review helpful
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By The Cantankerous Tiger on 17 April 2012
I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

In summary:

Pros: A small expense, certainly didn't burn a hole in my pocket.

Cons: Did burn a hole in my scrotum

All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.