in other...unrelated news

[Taom]

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatos can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid



just thought everyone could use a completely idiotic post to read today

[BeardedOne]

just thought everyone could use a completely idiotic post to read today

Y'know, I actually enjoyed that.

Isn't that a Wierd Al piece? I recall the Dare to be Stupid mantra.

Damn. I spent all day at workies having Tom Lehrer lyrics run through my head.

From the Hunting Song:

The law was very firm it
Took away my per-mit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.

It seems there was a rea-son,
Cows were out of sea-son,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

So there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow!

[Taom]

yeah, it's Dare to be Stupid

it was on one of his albums, and the Transformers movie

[NickTheQuick]

New Weird Al video, "White and Nerdy" to the music of Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty".
Pause the audio player up top which will probably start automatically, then scroll down to the video.
http://www.myspace.com/weirdal