Wish There Was a "Shemale Christian"

[EZWind]

Don't we already have an aggressive, muscular, big dick top in the form of Danni Daniels?

...true

She barely has any hair too.

...also true.....however, Cxxx does not have any tragic ink disfigurement

[christianxxx]

i know this thread is parody, but allow me to give a long winded explanation of my career.

I have been doing scenes in this business for 15 years now. I remember in 2001 when Foxy Angel and Allanah Starr answered my email about shooting with them for their sites. 3000 scenes later, I am still going strong, although I am sure the end is in sight.

Why have I been able to have this long of a career? Well there are a few factors.

1. 2001-2008 I was doing 20-25 scenes with genetic girls each month and so the 5 TS scenes were just bonus work for me. I didn't rely on TS scenes for the bulk of my income.

2. I am 6'5 which is very tall for male performers, I think this is good in TS porn especially bc the girls tend to be taller, but I still make them look small

3. I have no tattoos - this is pretty underrated but crucial. As a male performer you want to blend into the background of the scene. Overshadowing the girl is the worst thing you can do as a guy. That's why its tough for dudes that are covered in tattoos - they take the viewers eye off the beautiful girl. This is yet another reason I don't get the Trans500 stuff when they focus the scene not only around Ramon (who just like myself isn't leading man handsome) but they put him in ridiculous costumes like a spandex banana suit, which does nothing but take the focus off the gorgeous TS girl he is working with. Its the complete opposite of what producers are striving to do with male performers in scenes. But I digress.

4. I have always been able to work every day, sometimes two times a day, week after week, month after month, year after year, without injuring myself, almost always being hard (I have had some terrible times where my dick hasn't worked for like a week or two - scary). The male performer's ability to continue to work over a long period of time is not a sure thing.

5. I have always saved my money. The biggest stress in life is money. The reason why most male performers fail is because of stress. So I eliminate that completely, which is helpful for scenes and for having a long career. Doing scenes because you WANT to do them and not because you HAVE to do them is huge for a guy.

6. I realized that this is going to be my career very early. So I never try to get out or leave, or become a civilian. I am in this for the long haul and I'm completely fine with that. So many girls hate doing this for a career and are looking to get out as soon as the first guy comes along and tells them to do something else.

7. Being able to cope with the intense loneliness that comes with the job of being a performer. There are nights when you finish working all day, you have no energy, no testosterone, you are exhausted, and you go home to an empty apartment when the loneliness really hits you. Especially when you add in the stigma of being a sex worker. I have many hobbies, I read voraciously, there are many things I do to stave the loneliness off.

I am sure there are more, but I'm too tired to think of them haha. Good night my friends.

[lee442]

i know this thread is parody, but allow me to give a long winded explanation of my career.

I have been doing scenes in this business for 15 years now. I remember in 2001 when Foxy Angel and Allanah Starr answered my email about shooting with them for their sites. 3000 scenes later, I am still going strong, although I am sure the end is in sight.

Why have I been able to have this long of a career? Well there are a few factors.

1. 2001-2008 I was doing 20-25 scenes with genetic girls each month and so the 5 TS scenes were just bonus work for me. I didn't rely on TS scenes for the bulk of my income.

2. I am 6'5 which is very tall for male performers, I think this is good in TS porn especially bc the girls tend to be taller, but I still make them look small

3. I have no tattoos - this is pretty underrated but crucial. As a male performer you want to blend into the background of the scene. Overshadowing the girl is the worst thing you can do as a guy. That's why its tough for dudes that are covered in tattoos - they take the viewers eye off the beautiful girl. This is yet another reason I don't get the Trans500 stuff when they focus the scene not only around Ramon (who just like myself isn't leading man handsome) but they put him in ridiculous costumes like a spandex banana suit, which does nothing but take the focus off the gorgeous TS girl he is working with. Its the complete opposite of what producers are striving to do with male performers in scenes. But I digress.

4. I have always been able to work every day, sometimes two times a day, week after week, month after month, year after year, without injuring myself, almost always being hard (I have had some terrible times where my dick hasn't worked for like a week or two - scary). The male performer's ability to continue to work over a long period of time is not a sure thing.

5. I have always saved my money. The biggest stress in life is money. The reason why most male performers fail is because of stress. So I eliminate that completely, which is helpful for scenes and for having a long career. Doing scenes because you WANT to do them and not because you HAVE to do them is huge for a guy.

6. I realized that this is going to be my career very early. So I never try to get out or leave, or become a civilian. I am in this for the long haul and I'm completely fine with that. So many girls hate doing this for a career and are looking to get out as soon as the first guy comes along and tells them to do something else.

7. Being able to cope with the intense loneliness that comes with the job of being a performer. There are nights when you finish working all day, you have no energy, no testosterone, you are exhausted, and you go home to an empty apartment when the loneliness really hits you. Especially when you add in the stigma of being a sex worker. I have many hobbies, I read voraciously, there are many things I do to stave the loneliness off.

I am sure there are more, but I'm too tired to think of them haha. Good night my friends.

[nysprod]

i know this thread is parody. Good night my friends.

Hi Christian, actually the original concept of the thread was real, which is why I put "Shemale Christian" in quotes.

It wasn't meant to be you going trans...the idea always was to a have a dom shemale top who would basically do a lot of what you're doing now, except making it more about "breaking newbies into porn," etc. Then it diverged into goofy comments just to have a laugh, but it wasn't supposed to be the focus. Glad you found it funny though.

Back on topic, Nina Lawless definitely would be excellent for this and no doubt Honey Foxx would be too.

Any other suggestions?

[tslvr]

Jessy Dubai fits the role, no?

[rbiller]

Well Christian, even though you were personally very nasty to me about a year ago, I really respect what you have done with your life. You appear to be a very smart man and I am sure that will benefit you greatly once the porn career is over.

[werwt22]

Bianca Hills?

[CoolAwesomeBXDude]

Don't we already have an aggressive, muscular, big dick top in the form of Danni Daniels?

She barely has any hair too.

my thought exactly