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08-31-2016 #1Senior Member Veteran Poster
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Backpage dictionary
Having trouble deciphering the language in Backpages? Here's a little help:
"flowers" -- money. don't bring real flowers
"professional massage" -- quick rub improvised on the spot
"9 inches" -- 6 inches
"26 years old" -- over 40
"classy" -- whore
"non-negotiable" -- negotiable
"Top and bottom" -- one or the other
"Love to kiss" -- will kiss you reluctantly
"Sabrina Suzuki" -- NOT Sabrina Suzuki
"Mariana Cordoba" -- NOT Mariana Cordoba
"My pics are real" -- pics are 17 years old
"I am selective" -- money talks
"Fully functional" -- sometimes functional
"No rush" -- 20 minutes
"with big surprise" -- You just told us! Where's the surprise?
"Submissive" -- total bitch
"college student" -- has driven past a college at least once
"VIP" -- 10 extra minutes
"First timers welcome" -- knows how to play a sucker
"gym body" -- not obese
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08-31-2016 #2Senior Member Junior Poster
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Re: Backpage dictionary
"fresh" -- jailbait
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08-31-2016 #3Senior Member Professional Poster
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Re: Backpage dictionary
Funny list.
If their measurements were true, we could assess that the bigger one's dick is, the more likely you are to identify as trans.
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Re: Backpage dictionary
"On the money!"
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Re: Backpage dictionary
Good list....
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08-31-2016 #6Senior Member Professional Poster
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Re: Backpage dictionary
Pretty funny. I'll add one:
"Works alone" -- Aside from the dude in the tub.
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Re: Backpage dictionary
"new in town"-- I just moved from Bronx to Queens
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Re: Backpage dictionary
"Visiting" - I live here
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09-01-2016 #9Biatch Platinum Poster
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Re: Backpage dictionary
hahahaha
Originally Posted by flabbybody
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09-01-2016 #10Biatch Platinum Poster
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Re: Backpage dictionary
"I like to Party" - don't bring her to a club
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