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Whether it reaches your headquarters or hind quarters, either works just fine for me. :)

I like that approach to vetting--gives you a bit of a heads up on the potential client.

A friend of mine is counting calories. He's middle aged and has lost about 30 pounds in 10 weeks. No exercise at all--he's a sedentary sloth.

Tails.

So if I ask Siri to just call Trixi, it'll go through to you?

I don't have a baked potato. But I do have an extra peeking duck.

I read this thread and now have an urge for Peking Duck.

LMAO!!!! Bob Ross rocks!

battery

unfunny

fraud

This says it well.

karma

partner

vacation

buzz kill (especially after thinking about the delicious foody posts leading up to camel shit)

warm apple filling

Merengue

(and sriracha too, that crap is gooooood)

(I put that shit on) Everything

sausage

Pegasus

hamburgers

Hope

Dafuq?!?!?!?!

With a roll of duct tape, a can of spray paint and an old cardboard box I can make a Lamborghini out of a used Ford Pinto. Start swooning now, bitches.

Wavy dark brown hair with a dusting of silvering along the sides, clean shaven face.