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Well, this little beauty has just made my day.
Thank you!

Unfortunately, most of the girls I would want to carry me away wouldn't be able to get me off the ground.
I could probably swim away in that spunk tsunami though!

Can anyone tell me why the Japanese always have to have a couple of lines through a cock or fanny or pixilate their videos in the same way.

I assume that it is something to do with obscenity laws...

BD, This thread should be registered as a public service and sponsored by someone!

You save me so much time, as I no longer have to spend hours surfing the interweb trying to find beautiful...

I think I recognized the prose and wit behind the rhetoric.
Are we sure it isn't Prospero using another sobriquet?.....

Thanks Bulldog,
Just had a look at a couple of her videos. Your right it would make your eyes water wouldn't it?
Well that's another one on the bucket-list. If I ever get to the end of it, it...

Bulldog, you are a legend.

I have been a fan for some time now but have never seen anything like the girl with the star tattoos! I'm fairly sure that her cock is photo shopped but even so, she is...

Plaything is right.
Find a girl who fits your fantasy and Carpe Phallus or Mange tout or gag your lungs up! Whatever floats your boat.

Nice picture, but I can't believe he was that difficult to find. He is a big boy after all! And he would have to be mad to hide from you in the first place.

Ah, So many gorgeous creatures and only one mouth.
Mother nature is a cruel mistress.

Fantastic,

Keep up the good work.

I wouldn't even walk on that floor let alone drape myself over it semi naked!

I have walked out of a few flats like this when visiting girls. It is a shame as often the girls themselves are very...

Ok Trying again with a sample of what I'm talking about.

If this doesn't work I'm off to find a small child to show me how to do it.
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No that didn't work at all. Wrong link and tried for a picture. If anyone can delete it I would be grateful as it has nothing to do with the thread.

This is what I mean! (Hope it works, not tried this before)
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Yes, but that is a very mild case. If you look in the "traps" thread you will see a girl sitting in filth with dirty clothes scattered around and a full vacume cleaner behind her!
It is obviously...

I think this may be my first rant on here.

I have just been looking at some pictures on other threads, and whilst I love the main content and concept of the pictures in general there is one...

OMG!

How long is this list of mine going to get. Every time I manage to tick someone off it I have to add another 3 names....now Sasha!!

This will either kill me, bankrupt me or make me die...

Very good idea!

What can I say, la lobo, you are an artist!
Keep this up and people will be compiling albums of your stories.

Next please....

Welcome to the boards.
As far as hygiene is concerned, Yes cocks smell! Perhaps you have noticed yours at the end of the day may have a certain odour. If you are meeting girls in clubs where they...

Hi Redvex,

Having met you the other day in Newcastle, I would say that you would have no trouble fitting in as a girl anywhere. Even though you are 6'2" you are very feminine and as I told you,...

Wow,
She is going to be a heart breaker.

Has a bit of a Shaffire look about her. (Although Shaffire has just had some facial surgery, so not sure how close that will be now. Good luck with that...

Happened to me also.
I was a member for a couple of years and then suddenly couldn't do anything although I could book in and read posts.
I e-mailed admin over a period of months but in the end...

The list just keeps getting longer!