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On the face of it, this guy is pretty wound up. He should dial it back.

He wishes it had never happened, but now that she's got his watch he can't turn back the hands of time.

If she's wearing...

I may have missed a post, but it appears to me that Eve has presented evidence in support of her position, and you haven't.

Become Christian. In an awful lot of the videos, the male performer is Christian.

Too many sudden changes will confuse your fans. For this year, I recommend just washing the armpits once or twice and leaving everything else alone.

I want a girlfriend with a smile as pretty as yours. It may never happen. Something will happen that I'll respond to with happiness, but I don't know what it will be.

I create happiness for...

Miranda, you just posted two bits of information that, taken together, could be dangerous:
1) Your hormones are making you horny.
2) Space aliens could abduct you and it would be days before anyone...

That estrogen is so strong that just viewing your post made me horny too. For safety's sake, have your doctor double check the prescription and make sure it's the right hormone. If it's the wrong...

Thank you. This information will lead to a tremendous boost in enlistment.

Dude, when you or any other pornographer posts shemale pics, you're basically posting invasion bait. After one of the last set of pics, the purple blob in the cubicle next to me started shouting...

God yes! Millions of Martians spend Saturday nights alone and sad, longing to be abducted by trannies. Finally, out of desperation, we've decided to make the first move! I'm sure Mz. Jaconi is at the...

When Mars invades Brazil we'll make sure you get some help. It's almost not worth enslaving the local population if we don't take advantage of it to maximize the output of TS porn.

I'm more or less the Martian analogue of male. When I first realized that I was attracted to Earthlings who were born male but presented as female, I thought "I'm gay! Awesome!"

But then I...