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That goes without saying. I'd fuck Hillary Clinton for the story even if it did mean my dick would turn to ice.

What's that song by Mickey Avalon? So Rich, So Pretty? Reminds me of that a little bit.

Whatever you do, don't send a letter. You wait until the girl and him are at home eating dinner and then you bust in and drop your pants, squish your balls right in his mashed potatoes and say, "See...

Okay, I'm committed, but I need you to be committed too. First thing I need - vaseline. There's got to be at least 4 gallons. 2nd thing - six buckets of tapioca pudding and maybe one extra in case...

Is that a back yard or a golf course?

If you are going to post the story, go for it. If you aren't going to post the story, whether rat or not, make up a story about it and post that.

Wow, I hope those jeans aren't a new trend. A burka would be sexier.

Welcome back, LG. I long to be a 5 star poster like you some day. You'll always have a friend for life.

I'd give it up at least twice a week for a roast dinner and a vacuum.

I don't really have a preference as long as she's enjoying herself and I'm enjoying myself.

Don't expect chicks to fall into my asshole. Thanks for the advice!

OK, meet me at Dunkin Donuts. I'll be wearing jeans.

Gran Tourino is pretty good.

Those white dress shoes might work with a casual linen suit. I mean real casual. Problem is this works best for the tall skinny European look. Doesn't sound like you are that skinny.
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Well I've conducted an exhaustive search and I think it's devin lee

http://porn.naughtyfiles.net/star-images/mrchewsasianbeaver-devin_lee.jpg

I think I found a clue at the bottom of the picture.

This shit deserves a slow clap.

He's probably on the PMS munching forum talking about how he thinks anal sex is gross.

I went and voted for someone named CheyanneDoll, but your friend is good too.

I tell you what. Everyone can do what I want and then you can just be mad at each other.

What is causing your
awkward use of
white space?

That is a very good question. It is not that I think it's important per se - only applicable. I'm not trying to change anyone. I'm just offering a viewpoint that porn has the potential to...

lol

I just post stuff.

Your problem is that you want something to happen. That's where fear comes from. Fear of death comes from the desire to live. Fear of public speaking comes from not wanting to embarrass oneself. ...

The Porn Myth
In the end, porn doesn’t whet men’s appetites—it turns them off the real thing.

By Naomi Wolf

At a benefit the other night, I saw Andrea Dworkin, the anti-porn activist most...