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Lord Goatse has little to add to this thread.

Other than to add that a 'Dutch Sauna' is the technical term for a Dutch Oven with follow-through.

And also that being arse-fucked by a polar bear...

Lord Goatse finds the whole saga of the Beckham family moving to America absolutely hilarious.

Together through thick and Thin, i.e, David is thick and Victoria is thin.

David Beckham is proof...

Lord Goatse has always been rather partial to Bob Holness, the original English actor to play James Bond, although he is better known for presenting the cult UK TV show, Blockbusters.

Lord Goatse...

Lord Goatse has not posted for a while, but thought that he should offer his advice to the earnest members of this forum.

1.Is oral sex safe , should I use a condom when performing it. If, I...

Lord Goatse would like to enquire - has Baron Seanchai paid all his bills?

Lord Goatse was intending to has a look at those lovely tanned brazilians on www.brazilian-transsexuals.com , when he...

Lord Goatse feels that the main reason he logs onto this esteemed forum is to wank himself silly.

Lord Goatse feels that he should inform the learned members of this forum that a transsexual contestant, Sam, has entered the 'Big Brother' house in the UK version of the show. She seems delightful,...

Lord Goatse feels that, wheras she was a corker early on in her erotic modelling career, she has had too many of the wrong operations performed by the wrong surgeons. The bridge and dorsum of her...

Lord Goatse feels that it is appropriate to point out, for the benefit of the American viewers of this board, that 'Football' is a game that the rest of the known world play. In fact, the USA do have...

Lord Goatse considers the genital mutilation that has become the norm in certain parts of the world to be somewhat barbariac. Hacking off a sensitive part of your child's todger should be no...

Lord Goatse should also add that he has encountered plenty of huge transsexuals on this fair isle's shores. However, most have been brazilian imports.

Comments from local girls have suggested that...

Lord Goatse feels it is his patriotic duty to state that Camilla, Duchess of Wales, married consort to HRH, the Prince of Wales, has had children, and therefore is not a transsexual. This is despite...

Lord Goatse asked his personal physician, Dr Groper, about this. The good doctor keeps up to date on all medical happenings, and pointed me in the direction of the journal Reproductive Fertility...

Lord Goatse was wondering if the learned members of this forum had come across the work of John Howard (in any sense of the phrase). Lord Goatse first encountered his art when I was in bed with a...

Lord Goatse believes she looks rather cold. She really ought to wrap up warmly. If she came to Britain, she end up with skin the colour of stilton.

Lord Goatse saw that photo. A complete dog if you ask me.


The blonde model posing with the Dobermann is quite spiffing, though!

Lord Goatse is quite sure they are different ladies. In fact, from the same site, he has photographic proof. They seem to be rather well acquainted.

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Oh, and Vikki....

And one more : Анжелика ( Москва )

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Next lady : Джессика ( Москва )

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Lord Goatse had been led to believe that the Russians were not a comley race; indeed, he had been led to believe that the ladies there had to shave almost as much as the men. From experience, my...

Lord Goatse sometimes has this problem when he visits his chateau in the south of France. My solution is to down half a bottle of 12 year old highland malt Whisky. After a short while, they all seem...

Lord Goatse thinks, 'Ding dong!'

Living in good ol' Blighty, as Lord Goatse does, I've come rather later than the rest of you. On this thread, that is, just to clarify. Ms Starr, if you were an...

Lord Goatse always found a mark of chalk on the headboard was a good way of measuring the nightly score. Indeed, in my youth, I sometimes had to use the neighbouring wall to keep count. Alas, more...

Lord Goatse is indeed impressed. The thought of a such a huge todger on a delightful waif such as mint is something very hard to swallow indeed.

I expect that she has difficulty riding a bike,...

Lord Goatse would love to comment, but is frustrated at always being the bridesmaid and never the bride.

If I was going to comment, I would say you look delightful. Do be careful sitting on all...