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08-06-2007
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Lord Goatse has little to add to this thread. ...
Lord Goatse has little to add to this thread.
Other than to add that a 'Dutch Sauna' is the technical term for a Dutch Oven with follow-through.
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07-19-2007
Thread: Victoria Beckham
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Lord Goatse finds the whole saga of the Beckham...
Lord Goatse finds the whole saga of the Beckham family moving to America absolutely hilarious.
Together through thick and Thin, i.e, David is thick and Victoria is thin.
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06-13-2007
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Lord Goatse has always been rather partial to Bob...
Lord Goatse has always been rather partial to Bob Holness, the original English actor to play James Bond, although he is better known for presenting the cult UK TV show, Blockbusters.
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03-08-2007
Thread: Safe Sex 101 - Pop Quiz
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Lord Goatse has not posted for a while, but...
Lord Goatse has not posted for a while, but thought that he should offer his advice to the earnest members of this forum.
1.Is oral sex safe , should I use a condom when performing it. If, I... -
12-27-2006
Thread: Brazilian Transsexuals
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Brazilian Transsexuals
Lord Goatse would like to enquire - has Baron Seanchai paid all his bills?
Lord Goatse was intending to has a look at those lovely tanned brazilians on www.brazilian-transsexuals.com , when he... -
05-30-2006
Thread: What are our reasons for visiting HA?
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Lord Goatse feels that the main reason he logs...
Lord Goatse feels that the main reason he logs onto this esteemed forum is to wank himself silly.
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05-30-2006
Thread: Big Brother 7
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Big Brother 7
Lord Goatse feels that he should inform the learned members of this forum that a transsexual contestant, Sam, has entered the 'Big Brother' house in the UK version of the show. She seems delightful,...
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05-08-2006
Thread: Patricia Araujo Rules!
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Lord Goatse feels that, wheras she was a corker...
Lord Goatse feels that, wheras she was a corker early on in her erotic modelling career, she has had too many of the wrong operations performed by the wrong surgeons. The bridge and dorsum of her...
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05-08-2006
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Lord Goatse feels that it is appropriate to point...
Lord Goatse feels that it is appropriate to point out, for the benefit of the American viewers of this board, that 'Football' is a game that the rest of the known world play. In fact, the USA do have...
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04-03-2006
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Lord Goatse considers the genital mutilation that...
Lord Goatse considers the genital mutilation that has become the norm in certain parts of the world to be somewhat barbariac. Hacking off a sensitive part of your child's todger should be no...
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03-22-2006
Thread: Biggest in UK?
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Lord Goatse should also add that he has...
Lord Goatse should also add that he has encountered plenty of huge transsexuals on this fair isle's shores. However, most have been brazilian imports.
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03-22-2006
Thread: Biggest in UK?
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Lord Goatse feels it is his patriotic duty to...
Lord Goatse feels it is his patriotic duty to state that Camilla, Duchess of Wales, married consort to HRH, the Prince of Wales, has had children, and therefore is not a transsexual. This is despite...
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03-22-2006
Thread: Transsexual Pregnancy
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Lord Goatse asked his personal physician, Dr...
Lord Goatse asked his personal physician, Dr Groper, about this. The good doctor keeps up to date on all medical happenings, and pointed me in the direction of the journal Reproductive Fertility...
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03-20-2006
Thread: John Howard, a delightful artist.
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John Howard, a delightful artist.
Lord Goatse was wondering if the learned members of this forum had come across the work of John Howard (in any sense of the phrase). Lord Goatse first encountered his art when I was in bed with a...
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03-20-2006
Thread: You guys likey?
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Re: You guys likey?
Lord Goatse believes she looks rather cold. She really ought to wrap up warmly. If she came to Britain, she end up with skin the colour of stilton.
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03-16-2006
Thread: Ding dong from Russia!
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Lord Goatse saw that photo. A complete dog if you...
Lord Goatse saw that photo. A complete dog if you ask me.
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03-16-2006
Thread: Ding dong from Russia!
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Lord Goatse is quite sure they are different...
Lord Goatse is quite sure they are different ladies. In fact, from the same site, he has photographic proof. They seem to be rather well acquainted.
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03-15-2006
Thread: Ding dong from Russia!
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And one more : Анжелика ( Москва ) ...
And one more : Анжелика ( Москва )
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03-15-2006
Thread: Ding dong from Russia!
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Next lady : Джессика ( Москва ) ...
Next lady : Джессика ( Москва )
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03-15-2006
Thread: Ding dong from Russia!
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Ding dong from Russia!
Lord Goatse had been led to believe that the Russians were not a comley race; indeed, he had been led to believe that the ladies there had to shave almost as much as the men. From experience, my...
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03-15-2006
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Lord Goatse sometimes has this problem when he...
Lord Goatse sometimes has this problem when he visits his chateau in the south of France. My solution is to down half a bottle of 12 year old highland malt Whisky. After a short while, they all seem...
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03-15-2006
Thread: More of....
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Lord Goatse thinks, 'Ding dong!' Living in...
Lord Goatse thinks, 'Ding dong!'
Living in good ol' Blighty, as Lord Goatse does, I've come rather later than the rest of you. On this thread, that is, just to clarify. Ms Starr, if you were an... -
03-14-2006
Thread: sex mesasure
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Lord Goatse always found a mark of chalk on the...
Lord Goatse always found a mark of chalk on the headboard was a good way of measuring the nightly score. Indeed, in my youth, I sometimes had to use the neighbouring wall to keep count. Alas, more...
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03-14-2006
Thread: New Mint Video
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Lord Goatse is indeed impressed. The thought of a...
Lord Goatse is indeed impressed. The thought of a such a huge todger on a delightful waif such as mint is something very hard to swallow indeed.
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03-13-2006
Thread: Its gonna be a White Wedding...
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Lord Goatse would love to comment, but is...
Lord Goatse would love to comment, but is frustrated at always being the bridesmaid and never the bride.
If I was going to comment, I would say you look delightful. Do be careful sitting on all...
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