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Dommage, c'est vrai. :(

So when you kneel down while still tumescent but not erect do you get carpet burns?

There's probably a university funding research into this important question while we type.

Mind you, Amy, you're around 5', so that 7.5" on you must look, well, huge.

I mean it's 12.5% of your overall body length. How many 6'3" studs can say that?

Bless!