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I found this perfect girl on a pornsite and can't get her out of my head. Can anyone help me and tell me who this gorgeous girl is? I would definitely fly to Thailand just to hook up with her ..

Good Lord, knocking South Park on social issues is just as inane as criticizing Married With Children on family values.

Are you saying that Fisher is one of the burnouts? He has made the playoffs the last 2 years and all of a sudden he's done? All because of a bad 6 game stretch?

Were you one of the guys...

I'm guessing you didn't like the Smoking Makes You Gay video either?

WOW. If the Titans were stupid enough to fire Fisher, there will be about two dozen teams who'll gladly hire him. Over the past 10 years, he's taken teams to the playoffs 6 times. Only 2 teams...

Are you fucking kidding me? You are a hooker. Your client is a married man who is about to cheat on his wife, and family, who, if they found out, most likely would be hurt and/or devastated....

Are you fucking kidding me? You are a hooker. Your client is a married man who is about to cheat on his wife, and family, who, if they found out, most likely would be hurt and/or devastated....

They should turn it into a commercial ...

Hey, if it isn't our old resident expert on human sewage, Echimandu. And of course, the reason why you're such an expert is that you're the biggest mound of human compost on the planet. So which...

JUST ANOTHER CRIME IN RIO should have been a clue. I recall horror stories from the execs that I used to transport in the 90's and my own family members (In the banking biz) from the 70's, of the...

Well, if she had trusted him, she wouldn't have invaded his privacy. And not every lie is the same. If we told our g/fs, "yes, that dress does make you look fat", we'd never get any. The lie he...

You're a fucking asshole. You did everything but call her out by name in this thread and others. It doesn't take House or Sherlock Holmes to figure who's the object of your petty insults. Anyone...

Resevoir Dogs

I think, sounds like the Buscemi rant at the beginning of the movie. OK, here's one before I leave for a few hours :

I see dead people.

No hint necessary.

Well tell her FUCK finding the right guy.I mean life isn't Cinderella , and the Prince won't always fall in love with you. I'm alone and I'm perfectly fine , why would I need a boyfriend? Haha what...

This is one heavily armed RV man.

Students don't have baggage or drama Sarah? :) Have you been away from HS and/or college that long? ;)

Hint made it too easy, The Watchmen.

Lighten up Francis.

Classic army movie.

Well tell her FUCK finding the right guy.I mean life isn't Cinderella , and the Prince won't always fall in love with you. I'm alone and I'm perfectly fine , why would I need a boyfriend? Haha what...

LOL

This entire thread is hilarious. Why should Mimi apologize AGAIN? She's already done it once but that wasn't good enough for you. How many times are you going to make her apologize? Every...

That's true, I could do hard ones but I'm not around as much as you or Rock. ;) Plus, now I want to go watch DK again ...

Ghostbusters

What do you believe in?
I believe that whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you .... stranger.

I am the Master. That's got to be from the horribly 80's movie The Last Dragon.

Ok, ask Jay Canuck if you need a hint.

You know, you're son looks like a fag to me. You better get married...

Damn, I dunno. The People I Won't Invite to My House?

Well, carry on Rock. BBL

Superbad

This thread is an easy way to up my post count.

From my all-time favorite movie :

You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

OK, since Seanbag isn't responding, I'll go :

What is that? Is that hair gel?