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02-03-2018
Thread: This one's actually true...
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This one's actually true...
I'm 52 years old, and in the process of a divorce. I'm a slightly overweight guy with no interests outside the home. I have some redeeming qualities: I'm steadily employed and I don't cheat.
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02-03-2018
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Re: Ana888 and ts Amandada
Or one of the millions of women who aren't too hung up to use a strap-on on their man, maybe?
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02-03-2018
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Re: Raped (sort of) by a Shemale! (My first sex story)
I did write one other story and thought I posted it here, bit now I can't find it.
The reason I'm looking for it now is...interesting.
The story was about a guy who meets a shemale and she fucks... -
09-28-2013
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Re: Raped (sort of) by a Shemale! (My first sex story)
No need to change anything on my account... write whatever turns you on! :)
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07-19-2009
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Wait, let me get this straight--you think she's...
Wait, let me get this straight--you think she's ugly? Boy, you need to see a neurologist ASAP! I think you have a brain tumor.
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07-21-2007
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ROFL
ROFL
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07-21-2007
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Well then, why don't you write a story in which...
Well then, why don't you write a story in which you whoop her ass?
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07-19-2007
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Re: RAPE
I love that photo! It fits the story well. Thank you!
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06-25-2007
Thread: Howard Stern
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No. They would have lost the instant they showed...
No. They would have lost the instant they showed their genital area. :lol:
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06-25-2007
Thread: Post-Op Pics
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[quote="peggygee"] Allow me to paraphrase...
Allow me to paraphrase our conversation to date:
Me: I'm not saying all post-op vaginas look bad, I just want to know why almost all the photos I see of post-ops are bad ones.
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06-25-2007
Thread: Post-Op Pics
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LOL no, I agree... Since I have never seen any...
LOL no, I agree... Since I have never seen any post-op pussies myself, I'll have to take the words of the people who have, and assume that the almost all the post-ops who love to pose for the camera...
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06-24-2007
Thread: Howard Stern
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One more thing about Howard Stern (well, two...
One more thing about Howard Stern (well, two really.) He has some of the gentlest, most sensitive eyes I've ever seen. If you can see his eyes when he's talking, it softens the crudity a lot. The...
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06-24-2007
Thread: Post-Op Pics
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And more--no signs of bruising or redness.
And more--no signs of bruising or redness.
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06-24-2007
Thread: Post-Op Pics
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More
More
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06-24-2007
Thread: Post-Op Pics
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You've been rude to me before and didn't...
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That's obviously wrong, all of those are completely healed. Surgery scars that haven't healed don't look like that at all. The photos are just of bad surgeries. Maybe those women... -
06-24-2007
Thread: GAPING (WOW WEE CHECK THIS)
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Re: GAPING (WOW WEE CHECK THIS)
Wish mine was like that so I could finally get topped by some of these delicious babes..................too painful for me.[/quote]
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06-24-2007
Thread: Howard Stern
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Well, yeah. Radio is better than TV for anyone...
Well, yeah. Radio is better than TV for anyone who looks like a fresh plate of vomit and cigar butts.
I used to think Howard Stern was arrogant, mean and obnoxious. I changed my opinion when... -
06-24-2007
Thread: Post-Op Pics
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That's obviously wrong, all of those are...
That's obviously wrong, all of those are completely healed. Surgery scars that haven't healed don't look like that at all. The photos are just of bad surgeries. Maybe those women couldn't afford...
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06-24-2007
Thread: May-December affairs
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A great-GILF?
A great-GILF?
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06-24-2007
Thread: Howard Stern
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Adam Carolla is a cigarette? Seriously, he's a...
Adam Carolla is a cigarette?
Seriously, he's a comedy genius--or at least he was when he was on Love Line (radio.) Anyone who can do improvisational humor every day for years and still make... -
06-12-2007
Thread: Post-op beauties
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Re: Pretty post-ops
The first photo isn't very clear, but the second one is truly amazing. You can still tell, but not easily. If I didn't know beforehand that it was a surgery, I probably wouldn't have suspected it...
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06-12-2007
Thread: Post-op beauties
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No doubt some of them actually believe that. I...
Johnny 'shemale' lover, we go over this about every 3.5 days. The post
op women, the guys who have been with post ops, say yes. The vagina
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06-11-2007
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Poll: ROFL reminds me of a Space Moose comic where...
ROFL reminds me of a Space Moose comic where Space Moose steals a time-travel device, the first thing he does is goes back to the past and rapes his past self in the ass.
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06-11-2007
Thread: Post-op beauties
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I'd say you're very optimistic. There,...
I'd say you're very optimistic.
There, that part was good.
As far as how surgically-created "vaginas" look, let's be real. Medical science hasn't developed to the point where they can... -
06-06-2007
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Heh. Thanks!!
Heh. Thanks!!
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