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Id quite like her nuts nestling in my eye sockets

^^^ Go have a wank.

You'll feel better

^^ Ahh yes but he will look a right fool when his bananas turn brown.

What i wanna know is this :

Have any of you girls been ironing your mini skirt, and accidently singed your dick with the iron ??

Amazing pics !!

Dont like his trainers much, and who in their right would buy a yellow cooking pot ??

Im more of a sweet sherry man.

lol

Arsenal are shite

Kuwait shiite cleric

Isnt that a typo ?

Fucking idiot

To be fair, we weren't shite. We did ok - defended very well although some players looked knackered.

I just wish we'd play with more freedom - pass the ball around more. All of the players in the...

I once had a wank in Mcdonalds. Does that count ?

lol. Suggests ???

If she isnt a nazi, what is she then ? A well rounded conservative ?

I can only stick a McDonalds chip up my arse. At this rate of girth progression, i will be a crusty old fucker before i get a chipolata up there, so "veiny" cocks may be a step too far

oops, Kebabs come from Turkey. hehehe

On the bright side, if the drachma returns kebabs will be ridiculously cheap ! Yay !

Neither, id go home and have a lonely wank under the bed

I believe i already did

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showpost.php?p=1143210&postcount=7

The only thing with the same level of IQ / Charisma that i can think of would be an amoeba.

It would be the ideal running mate for "Mitt"

I have a prediction

England will be shite

I like it on my eyebrows

Ill drink any old shite to be honest.

My only requirements are : Does it have a screw cap ? Is it under a fiver ?

I presume its gone down ?

Dunno really

<Insert another Woy Hodgson joke here>

Say this like Roy Hodgson, and its an entirely different question

Ok - replace the words germanic race, with Germans, or the majority of Germans.