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Because only men act like assholes?

I don't mean to be cruel but you're the one who chose not to use protection. There's a leason to be learned there.

Even if the risk of transmission is low, don't take it as an excuse to not go...

A reverse Google image search (open google images and drag the picture into the search bar) shows up several results for an "Alena Mnsk".

1. Actually keep my new years resolutions this year!... or at least half of them.
2. Don't bother keeping any new years resolutions.

Oh, I get it, I get jokes! hahaha

Jamie, I also really hate pictures of you wearing a french maid outfit.

It's hilarious that they're banning spanking but only banning "agressive" whipping.

Another vote for VLC. I've been using it for years with all sorts of different video formats and I can count on one hand the number of videos it couldn't play.

I think it'd be pretty easy actually because no matter who you choose, you can't really make the wrong choice. They're all worthy winners.

Awesome! I was getting so sick of fucking my vagina-in-a-travel mug!!! Now I can fuck one that's in a soda can.

I apologise for my previous post Prospero, I didn't realise it was over the line. It won't happen again.

Do you future sexual partners a favour. Use a condom... simply remove it from the packaging and place it over your head, being careful not to puncture it, and then roll it down over your face making...

Jasmine packs a pretty meaty cock.

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She reminds me of the girl who played that nutcase Lila in Dexter.

The girl in the fourth row (with the birth mark on her chest) is called Daisy... very cute girl.

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Am I the only one for whom the bathtub scene in Pretty Woman pops comes to mind when admiring Birdmountain's legs?

Perhaps she'd just been swimming...

It's kind of like the first sip of cold beer on a hot day. All the anticipation and the build up... it's just not the same if you take a big glug and don't stop to savour it.

Quick! Lock your door! Because there's bound to be endless waves of sexy transexuals beating a path to your door...

Idiot.

I have to disagree with the bolded section. I hope Vittoria's profile is change quickly to reflect her identity but I see IMDB's cast lists as an accurate documentation of the credits of the film and...

Why the fuck did I read the whole thread...

That could have been posted by someone who erroniusly thinks the picture is a fake... If we want concrete proof, what we need to do is zoom in on her eye.

Surely the worst pickup line ever...

...erm, okay.

Am I missing something?

I can't for the life of me figure out why but all of a sudden I'm starting to come around to the whole "woman belong in the kitchen" thing.

I'm not sure about the other three girls but the second one down is the delectable Jerri. Here's another picture of her for everyone to salivate over.
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