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Hobby? You mean like surfing transsexual porn forums and posting your opinions? Pot. Kettle. Black.

Oh, really? You've met Ashley. I seriously doubt it. An empty boast to make on a forum she...

No, Quixote was the guy who jousted at windmills, he didn't bang his head on the wall, unless he missed the windmill of course!

What the fuck is your point, JoePitt? I have a right to my opinion...

What does your dad think of your porn career, Ashley? Is he proud? He looks so happy in those photos of your graduation. Would he still be smiling so proudly now? Ashley, Ashley, what are you doing!...

Antonio Banderas...

...has a perfume now? What the hell would that smell like??

Bearded One
"Alyssa, you're a doll, but in one breath you have told me that you =WANT= to fuck me and that you =DON'T= want to fuck me because I =WANT= you to fuck me.

Dammit, you have achieved...

Wicked Witch of The West

Elphaba - my second favourite green girl.

And, anticipating your next question, my first favourite green girl is Lorelei the green space alien siren from Lost In Space....

What would be the opposite of a Southern Vampire Mystery?? Hmm...

Yankee Haemophobic Diurnal Alliumphilic Achluophobic Photophilic Staurophilic Angel Understanding!

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James

Fragged.

(A La Battlestar Galactica)

Hey is that you in that Avatar Photo, Rock? Hey you've lost weight! Lookin' good. Very passable. Oh wait, are you the blonde on the left or the right of...

If I try to quick post with less than 10 characters El Suprimo Hungangelo tells me I must submit 10 characters as a suitable offering...hence...

Anyhoo, I'm a big fan of these martians. This is my...

Gaack!!!!! (...8,9,10 characters. and a pic.)

Deathwatch Beetle

There, that's 10 characters.

I am ashamed about many things, but not that. Well, not until now. Geez! Thanks a lot Schimmel!

...or does anyone else get the impression that this forum has really died in the arse, if you'll excuse the expression, since it went over to the new format.

I visit after a few months break and...

Mystique is Raven Darkholme.

Denise

Old joke punchline...Deniece...and Denephew.

Jimi Hendrix

unlucky at love

I'll take what's in box number four, please, Bob!

:whistle:

Bring your own pillow!


http://www.the-pillow.com.au/resources/pillow_science.php


1. Pillow Biter:
One who has to bite a pillow so that people do not hear him screaming when he's...

1. "12.01" An obscure little film about a time loop, which you is worth tracking down if you can find it. This scene between the main character played by Jonathan Silverman and Helen Slater. (Ohhh,...

Bitch Slap recipe

1 oz smirnoff vodka
1 splash 7 up
1 oz gin
1 oz everclear alcohol
1 oz white rum
fill with lemonade

Isn't that still Caddyshack??

"I was petting my walrus all morning and I was thinking of you the whole time."

"Okay, pervert. I think that you should leave."

The evolution of the ignore feature...

Hear no evil, See no evil, head up your own arse...

It's true! Teasing and Corniness do run and hand-in-hand.

Here is a happy snap from their last holiday.