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BMW 2002 Turbo

I believe these are more formally called "creamedcorn."

Excellent usage.

I believe these are called cross-dressers.

Weiners: Check.
Women's clothes: Check.
Boobies: Negative.

Lost Hills is about halfway between... is that where you lived?

Nice little podunk... pretty poor but a nice little place.

You may want to invest in a new mascara. (sp?)

Other than that, you are looking quite mediocre.

And by mediocre I mean sexy. And by sexy I mean totally awesome.

and the third pic ?

sweet christ tepres the picture in your signature is terrible

Best. Review. Ever.

Whole. E. Shit.

Could you provide a bibliography at the end of your posts ?

have you ever, at their request, pooped on someone ?

hello and welcome !!

hello and welcome !!

It was my first intimate kiss. This one Italian chick. She was drop dead gorgeous. We had just returned from a classical quartet thing. (I had, initially, very little interest in the music... I...

memeplastic

I run XP Pro on a 20 pc network and I love it. When there is a failure it is usually hardware based.

All of them are connected to Windows 2003 Server. I can't figure that shit out to save my...

Congrats.

I always practice safe sex.

pock marks are so sexy

Looks like it was done recently. Like, 3 minutes before the photoshoot. The collagen migrates and evens out.

All you turds will be eating your words by her next visit with Christian. (That...

congrats ? way to film yourself getting porked in the butthole ?

Uggs are meant for housework or late night runs to the 7-11.

Crocs are fucking shower shoes to keep from getting athletes foot.


I want to see a return of the cape. That thing is awesome. I...

right handed cops keep the tazer on the left hand side or at thigh level on rhs.

lots of commotion and dudes approaching scene.

immediate reaction suggests an accident.

Maybe's:

maybe the...

He got a lot of plastic surgeries done, too.

"bird is greater than or equal to the word"

Have you always been ok with it?