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Oh, good point! He might have no teeth!

And beards are better than stubble, I always say.

So, I'm home now, and I was on the way when I saw my friend and housemate playing guitar and singing on the street with a little audience, so I stopped and had a smoke and watched him for a second....

Hey stop! I'm walking down the street and you're making my butthole tickle.

Such a whore, I know...

Haa! I'm gettin lovers and haters!

Thanks to the former and the latter can lick it...oh, wait...the latter can't lick it. No licks for you.

Actually, I'd rather be the Jay-Z of tranny porn,...

And...retiremented?

You can't tell me that's autocorrect.

And Kelly knows exactly what's up, as usual,really.

Franklin reminds me of this guy who used to hang at this coffee shop I played music at as a teen. He was so obsessive, and you'd have to be like "dude shut the fuck up, you're not even in The...