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If I had to choose one of the 3 choices, I'd say that I was straight but really I'm neither of the 3.

Whilst we often have some things in common about who we find sexually attractive we all have...

according to this piece that appeared on The Guardian website today

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/23/transgender-rights-movement-gaining-momentum

the reason why there's going to be 700 troops attending in the funeral is in case she's not dead and tries to climb out of her coffin

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/59188_495576413832304_16286815_n.jpg

as long as you promise there's no crunchy peanut butter up there. Though by wearing a condom I should be safe from most of the peanut shrapnel :tongue:

other than scratching my balls after handling hot chillis I've never done anything as silly as that :oops:

a bit of advice, check that it's not the crunchy type

I'm sure that any bed that you're in would be a hotbed, Wendy

It's the same with mine too except that's because I've got a heated blanket :)

100% yes

you can't beat a good song about hate crimes to make you sad

Hail - Hamell On Trial

http://youtu.be/x_ILGKkQJZo

Freddie Mercury was gay. Who knew?

Fairy Feller's Master Stroke - Queen
http://youtu.be/15A0F5aOoPM

I don't think I've knowingly eaten marzipan since either, especially knowing that it came out the same colour. I mean, how would you know that the marzipan on you cake hadn't gone through the same...

Pete Shelley - Homosapien http://youtu.be/2HwmO_GZfzI

the first Ts I knowingly spoke to was a girl who supported the same soccer team as me but it was only after one occasion I saw her in the pub after a game and she tickled the top of my head as she...

I met a girl who claimed that a punter paid her a lot of money to eat nothing but marzipan for 3 days before he came around and had her poo in his mouth !

apparently he could tell from the taste...

The Cramps - Let's Get Fucked Up

http://youtu.be/hwIMQvdBl88

https://soundcloud.com/#highmoonrecords/love-black-beauty-10-song

if you ever think of going back to having blue hair, matching collars and cuffs would look kind of cool :) http://www.looklush.co.uk/range.aspx?design=12

Ooh Child - The Posies

http://youtu.be/UkdyoPlBHCI

Captain Sensible (The Damned) - Jet Boy Jet Girl http://youtu.be/M2pw5mylg5o

Wear Your Love Like Heaven - Donovan

http://youtu.be/3E9ZNI8-_bE

there's not enough songs about having 2 open tubs of margarine in the fridge

2 Margarines - John Shuttleworth


http://youtu.be/-K4cEocL5kI

maybe to an 18 year old from the estate you'd almost qualify as a milf , but in my book you don't qualify as a proper grown up at least until you're 40

:)

The Darjeeling Limited

I always found Megadeth's album titles better than their records. Dave Mustaine is a dick what with him being one of those morons who still believes that Obama wasn't born in the US as if that really...