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Sorry bassman, coming from Toronto I thought you may have understood English humour, clearly it is lost on you.

1 shoe = 1 foot
2 shoes = 2 feet

wtf

Don't be so stupid bassman, she's not pushing 10", surely she's pushing a 'foot' (groan)

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