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number 1 don't dis vikings, or techno viking will FUCK YOU UP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4




People in jersey won't understand why this is bad.... fuck jersey and their taylor...

.... but only on this site do we show the ruler next to the cock ... so you can judge the measurement from where you want it to start - and not the model![/quote]

...great, im right back to...

Nice, I'm gonna go to shemale-inch to get my dick measured. You get to start from under the balls. ha ha

Sorry, don't agree with you on this one. I like my women to have a smaller dick then me.... Call me old fashioned.

A) you have lots of money from mommy and daddy and you dont know the value of a dollar.

B) you're lying

C) **You actually earned your money, yet you waste it on shit like this when there are...

Damn dude, Im in love!

Heres my take on it.... Most women (from my experiences) dont want to be part of a quick meaningless fling nor do they want to to be with a married man, especially a complete stranger they met...

but you gotta admit that shit was funny when their goalie turned around and hit the guy from the redwings (cant remember his name) right in the stomach.[/quote]

Alil funny...more disappointed ...I...

I speak English, poorly (even though its my first/main language) VERY LITTLE Spanish, and lately I've been thinking of attempting to learn Portuguese, but the only problem, besides my inability to...

First of all, when the topic says trust me, it should already make you somewhat skeptical, an second of all the last line of my post should have been a dead give away of the sheer stupidity of the...

I second that....... BUT im a lot dumber than jericho, so i tried shaving multiple times for different reasons.....

Best porn clip EVER!!!!! I dont care who you are, or what your usual preferences are, you will enjoy this!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ...

Not entirely true..... the chance of you winning the lotto is above 0...
:lol:


HEY! They give us guys too little credit....... only menstruation or open sores... yet ejaculation is FIRST on...

:puke :screwy :thumbsdown

Im going to be racist if i see one more of these posts! But in all honesty id say im half and half, when it comes to actual people, such as striking up a conversation or becoming friends, i could...

Where in new haven, some of new haven REALLY sucks..... not quite as bad as hartford, but it still sucks.

I guess cause I make it a point never to kiss on the first date just a hug lol[/quote]
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Maybe they thought they were biodegradable condoms.....

When you say "with a gg" do you mean sex "with a gg" or after masturbating over images of "a gg"??[/quote]

Sex, seems pointless masturbating to a gg, unless she is involved in some weird fetish....

That cracked me up.


Here are some old ones that im sure you have all heard before, but what the hell.

Why do gay guys wear ribbed condoms?

for traction in the mud

Whats the difference...

but you gotta admit that shit was funny when their goalie turned around and hit the guy from the redwings (cant remember his name) right in the stomach.

Dont get me wrong, by no means am i BIG, but how small is you dick when a condom obviously too big (since it was loose enough to be sucked off) can be inhaled and not cause your partner to say hmmmmm...

Buy some kind of penis extension, go to a local sex shop with your wife and pick something out together, or if its too embarasing, or supposed to be a suprise get something like this online
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I love hockey, but have a hard time watching it. I used to play when i was younger, but i fucked up my knees a year before going in to highschool. I still want to play, and every time i watch it i...

That one guy was funny as hell. "Its like if you love hamburgers, but dont like fries. If someone offers you a combo meal you're not going to refuse it just because of the fries, you just eat the...

:slimer :P