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    What's the Biggest Foreign Object?

    Probably a very stupid question, but a friend of mine wanted me to ask this sensitive question on this Forum:
    What's the biggest foreign object that penetrated you?
    Foreign being a cock, sex toy,...
  2. Get in your Ford F-150 and drive down to San...

    Get in your Ford F-150 and drive down to San Diego!
    I have some rental property that needs a tenant. :D

    No Deposit required...
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    Re: Ask Anybody Anything Thread

    It's Rasputin. Some of the posters already gave you the lowdown on him. I always heard about Rasputin but never knew what he looked like, till a few months ago I looked up his picture. I thought it...
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    Poll: Most women taste like sweet graham crackers... :D

    Most women taste like sweet graham crackers... :D
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    Who Would Kick ASS?

    Been a long week here and wishing everyone had an Awesome Thanksgiving! :) :)

    My question is:
    Who's the toughest girl in here? If you had the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and literally...
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    LOL! :D Do you wake up in the morning with...

    Smoke her weed. lol

    But I'd give her some of mine later. :)[/quote]


    LOL! :D

    Do you wake up in the morning with a hard-on? :) :)
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    Mandy, if you ever make it to San Diego I'd love...

    Mandy, if you ever make it to San Diego I'd love to give your tattoo a massage.... :D
  8. Liberty with a body like you have, you could gain...

    Liberty with a body like you have, you could gain 30 lbs and still look SEXY! :D
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    Tequila+ Marines+ Ass shoved in your face sounds...

    Tequila+ Marines+ Ass shoved in your face sounds like a bar room brawl :D

    One of these nights I might come check out Deju-Vu :D
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    Sometimes

    :D
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    King Kong

    King Kong
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    When I drink Imported beer, my cock gets hard....

    When I drink Imported beer, my cock gets hard. Must be the yeast cultures from Germany... :)
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    Smoking Aces and 3000 miles to Graceland.. Way...

    Smoking Aces and 3000 miles to Graceland.. Way too bloody..
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    .....

    Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs.............
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    Maybe they become Democrats? :D

    Maybe they become Democrats? :D
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    Clint Eastwood in the movie "Unforgiving"

    Clint Eastwood in the movie "Unforgiving"
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    Angie Dickenson and Charlie's Angels..... :D

    Angie Dickenson and Charlie's Angels..... :D
  18. LOL! :) :) :)

    LOL! :) :) :)
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    You both are talented and sexy! :D Cudos... :)

    You both are talented and sexy! :D Cudos... :)
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    Go to Wal-Mart or any place that sells plants....

    Go to Wal-Mart or any place that sells plants. Proceed to the fertilizer section and buy a bottle of liquid fish emulsion. This stuff will make you want to hurl chunks if you get a couple whiffs of...
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    A Useless Thread to RAISE your Post Counts

    Post freely to raise your post counts...I love Captain Crunch Cereal... :D
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    Poll: Have to agree with you Dino..... :D

    Being single is great. You can be on HungAngels without having to look over your shoulder for the ball and chain and you can eat all the DiGiornio Pizza you want anytime you want. In the Fall you can...
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    The Shining (still gives me goosebumps)...

    The Shining (still gives me goosebumps)
    Exorcist.......(no comment)
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    Poll: I have to admit....Sometimes when I get home late...

    I have to admit....Sometimes when I get home late at night I'll pop one of those self rising Di-Giorno pizza'a in the convection oven..
    Sucks being single..... :(
  25. Thread: Hazel Tucker

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    LOL... :D

    LOL... :D
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