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This Just In! LeBron home playing NCAA playstation,cavs lose to pistons again! He just cannot find a way to overcome that lack of experience...

OK, bad joke alert


A guy barges into a psychiatrist's office- completely naked except for saran wrap around his waist. The Doc looks up and says,"I can clearly see your nuts!".

OK--how long will it last, and how's it gonna play out?



I give it 6 games, and he gets a 'mysterious injury' and rides the bench for 3 or 4 games.

Wow, I had a dream last nite that Brady Quinn didnt go until 22! I mean, how crazy is that, right?Of course he was top 3...
Wait...what?... that wasn't a dream? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!
Hmm...they...

Dang, five picks in,and Brady is still in the room...i don't like his choices from here!

adrian peterson at #4, i just dont see that...hard to believe, seeing as last year he would have been 2 or 3
and i know this sounds like sour grapes, but i really do think jamarcus russel is...

Week I turned 16-thanks, Grandma, and your illegal Doctor connections! :)

Okay, i know i am dreaming with BQ as the #1 pick-but I know he still loves me :lol:
So give me your #1,and more if you are brave enough!
My pick is Calvin Johnson to the Raiders...
Ill try and...

oh, boy-please tell me the dukes of hazzard is still cool! (fingers and toes crossed)

ain't been a shark yet what has legs enuff to jump that show

mustang needs our help...he had a once-in-a-lifetime experience, but the details are pretty shaky-it was that good

okay, here's my late contribution...

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

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great idea, dan and david...ill give it a shot tomorrow

dan, when did you go to uconn? my ex graduated from storrs, and i have done some time at the w/hart campus...was a lot of fun down in...

I used to be a huge MadTV fan...even met one of my faves, will sasso once in las vegas(whatever happened to that other show he was on 'less than perfect'?)-he was there to do a commercial for some...

sure, prostate orgasms are the best...but they're not all that simple
they are something you have to work for...back in my bar days (slut that i was), i could screw any number of guys and never have...

carvel rules! Fudgie the Whale is the best!
after that, Friendly's chonklit chip is my fave...

easy, e-z.....i have been to RISD, they are not to be trifled with
they can hang half a hundred on you before you notice they redecorated the court

29...officially for another 2 weeks
gonna have a big party on the 17th (not hard to do, it's st. patty's day) and then pretend it never happened...im gonna hang on to 29 for a long time...

i'm a golf addict...i want it 24/7
if the weather doesnt break soon, im gonna need an intervention...

did I really just say hoopies? well, who ya got for the final 4? March Madness is almost here...
my pre-bracket 4 is florida,wisconson,ohio st,and G-town!
lets see how close we can get......

obviously, the pats will win another superbowl this year, and tom brady will make me his bitch...until then, let's hear your predictions!

it works! thanks to spedius and whatsupwithat-- i really had no idea how to ever have an avatar. i was actually too embarassed to admit that, so i always acted like i didnt want one...
now that i...

now that it looks like the yanks are going to deal johnson, the possibility of a clemens return is greater than ever....i just wish he would retire or stay put

ok, we did the preseason picks, and we all still seem pretty smart...now i want to know who is your pick for today's game. For the record, my heart says Michigan, for poor coach Bo, but my brain says...

"I tried to do that once and the guy pooped all over the condom. This was a very rich French doctor. I mean that's just wrong."

Vicki, that is the funniest thing i've heard in a long time...i feel...

I was in a restaurant two weeks ago, just a few tables away from Tom Jackson (of espn)...we could hear him, and he predicted this, and doesnt think t-o will make it thru the season as a cowboy