I felt my 1st fake ass tonight. Something I know many of you will find hard to believe so let me explain. This chick walks up to me in this bar and she was in her Halloween getup and I noticed her hips a mile away. So she offers to buy me a drink and I decline but still let her flirt. So I reached around and grabbed her ass and to me it felt like someone took 2 tupperware bowls and surgically implanted them on top of her buttcheeks. I'm used to the women I see on a regular basis having a totally different feeling booty. For example: Sunny Deelite's ass is wonderful to squeeze. It just feels like a normal big ass. Allanah's ass, heavy as it be, feels somewhat normal, Dina Delicious' ass................mmmmmph nevermind, I think I made my point.
I won't bring up Jennifer Paris' ass it's perfect.
So my question is what the fuck kind of botched up surgery did this chick have to get a plaster of paris feeling set of asscheeks?!?
Educate me ladies..............................