Heeee're's Johnny!

Johnny Depp, a second rate 'actor' has fallen in love. With Saudi Arabia (of course them financing one of his films is entirely coincidental).

"“Though I admit I was somewhat naive at first to what was transpiring in the region, I’ve since experienced firsthand the cultural revolution that is happening there—from emerging young storytellers radiating fresh ideas and works of art to a blossoming film infrastructure and a newfound curiosity for innovation. I’ve had the opportunity to meet people from various parts of the region who have been most welcoming in sharing with me their culture, their traditions, and their stories.”"
Inside Johnny Depp’s Epic Bromance With Saudi Crown Prince MBS | Vanity Fair

Naive? Cultural Revolution? The teenage boys, one of whom was arrested and imprisoned when 13 years old for being in a bicycle protest, will almost certainly have their heads chopped off when the sentence is carried out. Same old Saudis, buying the love they can never get from the hearts of mankind.

Is Johnny going to be there to watch? I believe he is quite good with a sword.

Inside Johnny Depp’s Epic Bromance With Saudi Crown Prince MBS | Vanity Fair

He was arrested at 13. Now Saudi Arabia wants to execute him (cnn.com)