after the Manchester United vs. Barcelona game

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them—folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on



A bloke goes into a brothel in Rome and asks “How much for humiliation?”
The Madam answers “40 Euros”
“What do I get for that?” he asks.
“A Man United shirt”



For Sale: 30,000 Man United Final flags – good as new – only been waved for 10 minutes
For Sale: 70,000 Man United Champions League Winners 2009 t-shirts. Contact: www.overconfidentb**stards.com