CherylCrowLaurieDavid-We need Kyoto Toilet Police

Just how insane have the Gaia earth-worshipers become ? In case you don`t know, Singer Sheryl Crow and environmentalist Laurie David have been traveling across America on a two-week Stop Global Warming tour.That`s right, they are out to save the planet from man himself.

Cheryl Crow thinks toilet paper should be regulated to one square per visit ! Of course toilet cops would be required to observe and catch potential violaters. They`ll be given uniforms, brown shirts, long jackboots and armbands. 8)

Cheryl Crow:

" I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. "

Crow also wants to do away with napkins:

"I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a 'dining sleeve... The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another 'dining sleeve,' after usage. The design will offer the 'diner' the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold."