"Hey Carmine, what sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?"
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"Hey Carmine, what sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?"
Dave Chapelle "You might not be a ho, but you're waring a ho's uniform."
Eddie Murphy" When I was a kid in order to have a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub."
"I will never be a member of any club that would have ME as a member." Groucho Marx
Bitches, LEAVE!!!
Clarence Boddicker- Robocop
Basically, you can randomly stop anywhere in a Marx Brothers movie and find a great one liner. There are websites devoted to the best Grouchisms, but just off the top of my head one of my faves is this line from Cheers :
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear. - Norm
Mr. Taggart...."What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on here?". Blazing Saddles
correct me if I'm wrong sandy but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key
I said Gofers not Golfers
Rodney asking for a date with his hot teacher.
"Call me when you have no class. "
Run Florist Run!
Forget the movie..but it was funny
Lack of pussy makes you brave, man! - Eddie Murphy in 48 HRS
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!
Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature
Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross...... Dirty Harry