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Stoopid Tranny Jokes
A MTF transsexual couple wanted to have a baby so they found a surrogate. Nine months later they're at the hospital nursery admiring their new bundle of joy.
"Look how well behaved our baby boy is, he's the only one not crying" says one of them.
"He is now," says the other. "But what's gonna happen when we take the pacifier out of his ass?"
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Q: What do you call the space between a tranny's tits?
A: Silicon Valley
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Lmfaooo
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator about 10 feet long. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his dick and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The tranny down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
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Q. Why is divorcing a tranny so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What do you do if your tranny starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
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Q: How is a tranny like a condom?
A:Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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So funny The Gipper had to slap a broad.
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