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First Interview With Joanna 'Goldenballs' Jet after the draw
ID: Joanna, thanks for appearing live on HA to discuss the results of the World Cup draw in Leipzig.
JJ: Iago, we may have a problem. I don't think you've taken the time difference with Germany into account. The draw doesn't take place for another couple of hours.
ID: Oh, shit!
JJ: Don't worry. If we're live on HA why don't you just suck it and we'll see what comes out?
ID: Er, is there anything you can tell us about the draw?
JJ: The obvious thing is that England want to avoid the group of death thing. I just hate those snuff groups.
ID: Is there anyone you would prefer to get?
JJ: I'm a pro, Iago. I'm here to take whoever we get paired with. I've got the stamina to handle anyone. Besides, being seeded means we automatically get to start on top, and I really like that.
ID: The seeding was contentious, wasn't it?
JJ: Seeding is always contentious. So what's your point?
ID: Well, England are ranked 9th in the world, while the US are 7th, but England got seeded and the US didn't.
JJ: What can I say? The US team are going through a sticky patch right now. The girls just can't seem to get it on with each other. They don't have a settled squad or a team captain yet. Besides, Scotland are ranked 61st in the world, and they held the US to a 1:1 draw at Hampden a couple of weeks ago.
ID: Would you mind if I sent a pic of you to HA?
JJ: As long as you keep it above the waist. I din't have time to put the shorts on.
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Joanna 'Goaldenballs' Jet - After the Draw
JJ: Germany looks like an easy ride. Agreed!
JJ: England are looking hard. Mighty hard. I think we are in there!
JJ: Got to say, when it comes to the group of death, nothing personal, but I think it might be the U.S. Italy and Euro demons Czech Republic. Bugger me! No that is what I call really tough.
ID: And the gropu of death?
JJ: Has to be Argentina, Ivory Coast, Serbia and whoever and Holland. I mean Van Der Saar, Van Nistelroy, Drohgba. And then are the Argies too!
Must watch these ladies. Love to see who comes out on top!
ID: Thanks, JJ, Can we have a smile?