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Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Sucks!
Rise of the Planet of the Apes is total crap compared to the original. First of all, I really hate CGI, it just never looks real to me. I'd rather see actors in ape outfits any day. Second, these just look like real monkeys, not upright walking creatures in groovy outfits. Weak. Third, I won't spoil the ending, but I will say that it is pretty simplistic and non-sensical. Anyway, go rent the original, it's a classic. This one is a steaming pile of monkey crap.
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Saw the Original with Heston again recently and enjoyed it. I also liked some of the early sequels too.
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Dino Velvet
Yeah, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes is really good too. The ending is crazy.
‪Conquest of the Planet of the Apes - Director's Cut Ending‬‏ - YouTube
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America could have told you that. The apes have risen. Welcome to the current presidency and the envious "But the rich people!" Administration.
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes isn't bad either. Escape From the Planet of the Apes is kind of boring and Battle For the Planet of the Apes is really low budget. The Tim Burton remake is OK, but a little pretentious, and the Abe Lincoln as an ape ending is pretty ridiculous.
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I knew this movie would be terrible.
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Everyone I've talked to that's seen it has said it's the best "Apes" film since the original. I haven't seen it but sorry you didn't enjoy it.
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theone1982
The Tim Burton remake is OK, but a little pretentious, and the Abe Lincoln as an ape ending is pretty ridiculous.
I recommended and took about 8 co-workers to see it back in the theater. Boy, were they ever pissed at me 119 minutes later.
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agreed 1982 just saw it with my niece and wow - it was bad :(
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Guess I'll wait to watch it on the DirecTV.
I made a thread about The Devil's Double. That looks interesting to me.
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I've never seen Star Wars. When it came out in the theater I saw Suspiria instead.
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tsparisangelline
They need to redo star wars with the graphics from this day and age.
NO ALTERING THE SCRIPT THOUGH!
No, please no.
It was bad enough the first time around.....
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theone1982
Rise of the Planet of the Apes is total crap compared to the original. First of all, I really hate CGI, it just never looks real to me. I'd rather see actors in ape outfits any day. Second, these just look like real monkeys, not upright walking creatures in groovy outfits. Weak. Third, I won't spoil the ending, but I will say that it is pretty simplistic and non-sensical. Anyway, go rent the original, it's a classic. This one is a steaming pile of monkey crap.
I agree 100% with you on the CGI, it should be used as a special effects prop only, say to assist in some stunt ect. But not to build a fucking movie around entire characters are made from CGI and it sucks. Thanks for the heads up on the shitty flick. The orginal is classic and I can watch it over and over Tim Burtons remake was shit just like every Tim Burton does!
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robertlouis
No, please no.
It was bad enough the first time around.....
With all due respect, kill yourself sir. Thank you.
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I agree that Heston makes it easier to believe that apes could be smarter than humans.
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was anyone really suprised this film would be shite ...hollywood are incapable of making decent movies at the moment it seems ..
to many reboots, revamps .. sucks balls big time ...
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This movie looked like garbage in the previews.. are they even offering it in 3D?
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PomonaCA
America could have told you that. The apes have risen. Welcome to the current presidency and the envious "But the rich people!" Administration.
Fuck you cracker boy and any else who wants to defend you.
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Solitary Brother
Fuck you cracker boy and any else who wants to defend you.
I can do without stumbling upon comments like this. Take it somewhere else.
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I did like
Super 8,
Cowboys and Aliens,
and even Crazy, Stupid, Love.
So the summer movies weren't entirely a loss.
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bassman2546
I can do without stumbling upon comments like this. Take it somewhere else.
So the post Solitary was responding to wasn't equally offensive?
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PomonaCA
America could have told you that. The apes have risen. Welcome to the current presidency and the envious "But the rich people!" Administration.
You're a racist, yet love to suck dick and take it up the ass.:fuckin:
I'm confused, but shouldn't be.
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giovanni_hotel
You're a racist, yet love to suck dick and take it up the ass.:fuckin:
I'm confused, but shouldn't be.
I guess as long as it's a white cock he's blowing and fucking :yayo:
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LibertyHarkness
was anyone really suprised this film would be shite ...hollywood are incapable of making decent movies at the moment it seems ..to many reboots, revamps .. sucks balls big time ...
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Compared to Burton version. I liked this one. It was fun, at no point did I get dull or
make me lose intrest. *Conan on the hand* :P
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I saw this one and actually liked it.
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I've seen the commercials, and want to know just how the fuck monkeys and apes were somehow able to completely overtake mankind, with our weaponry and tanks and planes and guns. without spoiling it, can someone tell me that they at least made this seem somehow plausible?
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needsum
I've seen the commercials, and want to know just how the fuck monkeys and apes were somehow able to completely overtake mankind, with our weaponry and tanks and planes and guns. without spoiling it, can someone tell me that they at least made this seem somehow plausible?
I saw it and was pleasantly surprised. Much better than I thought. As for your question, I had the same doubt before watching the movie as well. The end of the movie answers that question and sets itself up for at least one good sequel. HINT (without giving it away): have you seen 12 Monkeys???
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I agree with theone. I found the first six hours extremely boring. The last 15 minutes was ok.
My favorite apes movie was the remake- man, what I would do to Helena Bonham Carter's hairy ads!
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Why do people who "hate cgi" go see a movie that is full of cgi then complain about it? Thats like me saying I hate cartoons then going to see a Pixar movie
*I dont hate cartoons
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I liked the movie...
the casting wouldn't work in a serious film: James Franco is just way too "stoner dude" to seem believable enough as the scientist and John Lithgow as the father deep in the throes of Alzheimer Disease?!...c'mon, you know he's gonna ham it up to the nth degree.
...but it was entertaining...(also doesn't hurt that Freida Pinto's in it...she's so goddam pretty).
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I prefer the originals. New one just looks too fake.
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Lithgow was his usual(which is great) Franco didnt actually ruin it for me. But the girl(from Slumdog Millionaire) was absolutely awful. She really took the phrase all looks no talent to a new level.
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Most movies coming out of hollywood are shite these days.In is particularly annoying when they decide to remake or copy an earlier film that was excellent in it's original form. I haven't seen rise of the planet of the apes, but I have just seen the new conan the barbarian and it was utter rubbish,the original with arnold had it's faults but was memorable. Apparently Iam not alone it has flopped world wide.
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Originally Posted by
theone1982
Rise of the Planet of the Apes is total crap compared to the original. First of all, I really hate CGI, it just never looks real to me. I'd rather see actors in ape outfits any day. Second, these just look like real monkeys, not upright walking creatures in groovy outfits. Weak. Third, I won't spoil the ending, but I will say that it is pretty simplistic and non-sensical. Anyway, go rent the original, it's a classic. This one is a steaming pile of monkey crap.
The last movie I paid to see in a theater was one of the Harry Potter series that I took my 12yr old nephew to see and I snored through that, so no worries about me paying to see this pathetic remake. Aside to Pomona: How about a long walk on a short pier?
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Bad taste all around here. Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes rules!