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hi, I'm Tiffany Presley and I'm looking to transform myself into a shemale escort. My questions:
I'm late 20s, too late for me to change?
I'm 5'11, 160, fem hips and butt (thankfully a plus and I have small hands and feet) is there a market for tall girls?
Hormones or just breast implants?
Thanks in advance!
Tiffany
Im a tall girl, some guys like a tall drink over a small drink!
This should be classic! :dancing:
~BB~
Ummmmm.......
Pics?
We need to see pics. No jsut show ur dick and the guys here will drool over you.
The bio on your profile page says that you already are an escort. And that you like "pretty things".
Here is a shot of my backside
http://flic.kr/p/8eJX3x
Yes, I am using forward positive thinking :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicole Dupre
Ahhhhh. I see.
Yes, I like to actualize. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicole Dupre
Mental illness can be funny; it's true.
actualize or actual lies? LOL
FK
Good. Nothing like as little actualizing to get the estrogen flowing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiffany Presley
Anyway, I want to help you out. And the first thing I can really suggest is that you practice tucking. Get some duct tape, mummify your penis in it, and yank your package waaaaaay up your butt. Yank until your penis is completely out of sight, and your voice raises at least a half an octave. Because if anyone sees a bulge when you go to the grocery store or Walmart, it could mean big trouble. I can't stress the need for you to use this duct tape method enough. However, when you get your clients alone, of course you can quickly yank it off and get ready for 'amour'.
By the way, Tiffany Presley is going to be a money making name. I just know it.
Well, that your first homework assignment, Tiff. Run along with you now, do as I've suggested, and get back to us asap. Good luck.
Are you serious?
Perhaps actually being a shemale would help!!
Haha
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Originally Posted by Tiffany Presley
If you want us to help. We need to see the Whole body!
don't be shy:wiggle:
The first step is apply and get into Acme College of Trannie Prostitution. First year curriculum is pretty difficult, and includes Butt Fucked 101, Bait and Switch 15a, Building an Eros.com Presence, and the Hermeneutic Ontology of 'Hanging' in Bars and Shemale Parties.
Keep up a good grade point average, and suck up to, or actually suck off, your professors.
If you graduate with a GPA of 3.2 or better, there's a good chance you should be able to turn tricks on Roosevelt Avenue in Jackson Heights, Queens.
Hint - These gentlemen know that the hand size-to-cock ratio is of immense importance in determining your aptitude to be a hooker. They call it "Mama's Baby Chicken Choke-Hold" test, or "MBCC".Quote:
Originally Posted by bat1