Is Ballmilk buddies a good name for a bar?

I was thinking about starting a bar called Ballmilk Buddies in Provincetown, MA - the tip of the cape.

I want it to be lgbtq and have a semen theme for the drinks, like testicle tonic, a ballmilk shot and cream of some young guy.

For the bathrooms I want the stalls to be long before the toilet with a bench before the stall. The reason is that someone might want to go in the stall and get head. The idea of ppl fucking and giving head in the stalls is thrilling. I could even imagine a free-for-all with semen flying around all over the place. It will put glory holes to shame.

Could this work, is the name too gay? Any investors want to chat?

You want to establish a glory hole masquerading as a bar? Good luck to you sir.

I’m sure you’d have no problem getting this past the city council, zoning board, building inspector, board of health, liquor license board, etc.

Jesus Christ.

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Originally Posted by BostonBad

Any investors want to chat?

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he's just trolling you guys again

I can't wait for the angry lesbian parade in front of this?

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i actually think this an interesting idea and your heart is clearly in the right place trying to bring like-minded individuals interested in semen consumption together.

my only concern is whether you have a business plan for this venture. how would you advertise this unique bar? do you have a campaign? have you considered merchandising the brand 'ball milk buddies'? perhaps a ball-milk morning drink to give would-be patrons that much needed morning boost before starting the day or phallus shaped straws with an extra special flavor to keep the juices flowing?

remember- the food and beverage business responds to consumer trends and is constantly growing so you should be thinking ahead of the curve (or tip of the curve)

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Originally Posted by christianxxx

he's just trolling you guys again

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Naa buddy. You're a jealous spitter and I'm a happy swallower.

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Originally Posted by Cereal Escapist

I can't wait for the angry lesbian parade in front of this?

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The manly lesbians might get pissed, that is a valid concern. They do not partake in semen.

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Originally Posted by BostonBad

Naa buddy. You're a jealous spitter and I'm a happy swallower.

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Says the guy who pays for sex to the guy who gets paid for sex.

Friday Night at Ballmilk Buddies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc

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Originally Posted by bluesoul

i actually think this an interesting idea and your heart is clearly in the right place trying to bring like-minded individuals interested in semen consumption together.

my only concern is whether you have a business plan for this venture. how would you advertise this unique bar? do you have a campaign? have you considered merchandising the brand 'ball milk buddies'? perhaps a ball-milk morning drink to give would-be patrons that much needed morning boost before starting the day or phallus shaped straws with an extra special flavor to keep the juices flowing?

remember- the food and beverage business responds to consumer trends and is constantly growing so you should be thinking ahead of the curve (or tip of the curve)

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If he wants to be on trend he'll have to figure out how to make spunk vegan...

How do vegans give blow jobs if they won't put meat in their mouths?...:shrug

Yes. Please sink all of your money into this. Never give up

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Originally Posted by javier81

Says the guy who pays for sex to the guy who gets paid for sex.

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Lol @ the cum dodger. There needs to be a new guy that swallows without batting an eye.

I think the name is great. I was looking for more professional advice though.

Does Fluid Friends sound better than Ballmilk Buddies?

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Originally Posted by BostonBad

I think the name is great. I was looking for more professional advice though.

Does Fluid Friends sound better than Ballmilk Buddies?

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Why are you bothering to ask? You never listen to anyone unless they agree with your opinion anyway...

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

Why are you bothering to ask? You never listen to anyone unless they agree with your opinion anyway...

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Not true, that is why I threw up another name. Another poster mentioned how lesbians could feel excluded.

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Originally Posted by Cereal Escapist

I can't wait for the angry lesbian parade in front of this?

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Originally Posted by BostonBad

The manly lesbians might get pissed, that is a valid concern. They do not partake in semen.

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Lesbians are fucking dorks. Like that loudmouth U.S.A. soccer player.

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Originally Posted by BostonBad

Not true, that is why I threw up another name. Another poster mentioned how lesbians could feel excluded.

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You've asked the question dozens of times before on here and ignored the fact that you've been told it's a stupid idea. Present the plan to your bank manager, ask for a loan and watch him laugh if you need a reality check...

a less idiotic name that is more unassuming would serve your purpose. there is no reason to be so deliberate with either of your suggestions. if you build a club that is worthwhile, people will come if the name is dirty dicks, sunshine and roses or pissflaps. Let's face it, Starbucks is a brand that was built without calling itself "Overpriced Coffee Here"

that said, you have to realize your goals/specs will not make it passed all of the legal and bureaucratic hurdles. If you are not trolling or just making bullshit comments and actually are serious, please step away from the porn and remember there is life beyond the fap.

if you really want to get your fuck on in a bar you own...try just thinking about opening a gay bar that may cater to transwomen and let the culture of cum drinking build itself.

to paraphrase, if the culture forms around your ideal, instead of being so heavy-handed.....

cops or criminals, what I'm saying to you is this...when facing a loaded cock, what's the difference?

Attachment 1171558that name didnt last long

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Originally Posted by christianxxx

he's just trolling you guys again

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He just lives in his own little fantasy land, which is amusing until he starts giving out dangerous "advice"...

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

He just lives in his own little fantasy land, which is amusing until he starts giving out dangerous "advice"...

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Laphroaig, did you get your user name because of all the Laphroaig you butt-chug?

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Originally Posted by Cereal Escapist

Laphroaig, did you get your user name because of all the Laphroaig you butt-chug?

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That would give a whole new definition to the phrase, blowing (peat) smoke up your arse....:D

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Originally Posted by BostonBad

I think the name is great. I was looking for more professional advice though.

Does Fluid Friends sound better than Ballmilk Buddies?

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It all sounds like utter tripe. But if you want to open a bar call it whatever you like; the news stories will be priceless.

It is his business. That is all there is to that.

I called Provincetown town hall and said I wanted to open a bar by the name Ballmilk Buddies. The lady thought I was joking but I told her it was a great idea. She put me on hold for 15 minutes. I will call again soon.

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Originally Posted by BostonBad

I called Provincetown town hall and said I wanted to open a bar by the name Ballmilk Buddies. The lady thought I was joking but I told her it was a great idea. She put me on hold for 15 minutes. I will call again soon.

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Trolling town hall is an excellent idea, almost as excellent as your idea for a bar name.

You should name you bar "Ass Good Ass It Is", or "Ass Good Ass It Was" pal...lol

My idea is good if the community can tolerate it.

Imagine bathroom stalls that are the typical width but the depth is 10 feet. As you walk in there is a bench to the left. So ideally 2 people could go into a stall and take turns pleasuring each other orally. One on the knees one sitting in the bench. Hence the name ballmilk buddies.

Does a lgbtq bar like this already exist?

Go coastal, call it Seaman's Retreat.

Everyone thinks this is funny but historically speaking, there was a Buddies gay bar in Boston back in the 70s.


Ballmilk Buddies isn't far off and there could be a throwback 70s theme.