When queers are the only fellas willing to put it inside of them.
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When queers are the only fellas willing to put it inside of them.
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women are too old for sex when you can smell it through all the layers of clothes and cheap perfume.
When you spend more on lube than drinks.
If her cell phone is a Cricket.
If you can't sleep over because the grandkids will be there early.
Or if she keeps her pills in one of those day-minders.
That sounds more like a hygiene issue to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by RallyCola
When she forgets that she's doing it halfway through the act.
Mind you, exactly the same applies to older men too.
if a man forgets he is fucking half-way through the act, he will feel lucky when he realizes what is happening.
if a woman forgets she is fucking half-way through the act, she will cry rape when she realizes what is happening.
its not equitable.
When you say "OOOHH, HERE I CUMMM BAYBEEEE"....and all you hear are...snooooorrzzzz....
I once fell asleep while a girl was giving me head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tina Francis
I was 18. I woke up and realized what happened when I heard her slam my dormroom door shut.
In my defense I was really fucked up and tired, and had cracked two ribs earlier in the day. We weren't going to have sex because I was a wreck. She could barely get me showered and back to my dorm room, but she wanted to blow me and I wanted to let her.
To her credit, she took the experience as an invitation to really show me what she could do next time.
Good times.
a woman is too old for sex when she forgets to take her teeth out while blowing you