Cheney's Gay Daughter Pregnant!

We all know where the right-wing riff-raff stands on the evils of gay marriage...

So it should be fascinating(not to mention hilarious) to see how the aforementioned mouth-breathing hypocrites deal with this...

Groups mixed on Mary Cheney's pregnancy

NEW YORK - Conservative leaders voiced dismay Wednesday at news that Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Dick Cheney, is pregnant, while a gay-rights group said the vice president faces "a lifetime of sleepless nights" for serving in an administration that has opposed recognition of same-sex couples.

Mary Cheney, 37, and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, 45, are expecting a baby in late spring, said Lea Anne McBride, a spokeswoman for the vice president.

"The vice president and Mrs. Cheney are looking forward with eager anticipation" to the arrival of their sixth grandchild, McBride said.

Mary Cheney was an aide to her father during the 2004 campaign, and now is vice president for consumer advocacy at AOL. She and Poe moved from Colorado to Virginia a year ago to be closer to the Cheney family.

Family Pride, which advocates on behalf of gay and lesbian families, noted that Virginia last month became one of 27 states with a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage.

"Unless they move to a handful of less restrictive states, Heather will never be able to have a legal relationship with her child," said Family Pride executive director Jennifer Chrisler.

The couple "will quickly face the reality that no matter how loved their child will be. ... he or she will never have the same protections that other children born to heterosexual couples enjoy," Chrisler said. "Grandfather Cheney will no doubt face a lifetime of sleepless nights as he reflects on the irreparable harm he and his administration have done to the millions of American gay and lesbian parents and their children."

full article-
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061207/...wh/cheney_baby

LMAO @ 'Mary's Baby'-

http://blessed.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

From The Young Turks-
www.theyoungturks.com

Guess The Father of Mary Cheney's Baby

We played a little game on The Young Turks this morning: Guess the father of Mary Cheney's baby.

Usually with celebrity lesbian couples the answer is David Crosby. But since this a Republican couple we thought they might have gone with a Republican singer. The only one we could come up with was Kid Rock.

Maybe that's what broke up his marriage. It turns out gay people might break up straight marriages after all (the going rumor is that it was actually Borat who broke up the Pam Anderson-Kid Rock marriage).

Speaking of Borat, could it have been him who made sexy time with Mary Cheney? Cliff Schecter, who does Republican Sexcapades for us on the show, thought David Drier might have been the ironic donor of the sperm. Another ironic guess was Ken Mehlman.

A listener speculated that it might have been immaculate conception. I suppose that might placate the Christian right.

And our favorite guess was by Tom in Medford, Oregon:

Ann Coulter.

Well, now it's your turn. Who do you think is the father of Mary Cheney's baby?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-u...-_b_35819.html