I'm the new guy on here why you'll hating on me for

[DRAVEN007]

worry about ts's damn get off my dick word you'll talk mad shit about a nigga right, but if i caught one of you'll on the street i would fuck one of you'll up then you'll be snitchin to the cops.Word i dont get on the web and talk shit about ppl i see u in the street i'm gonna fuck u up but this goes out to everyone hating on me on the web all the internet computer thugs stop saying my name at your mouth. Word stop the hate we all one in the same u smell and i'm a pro at this aint no rookie word

[GroobySteven]

Shut the fuck up you sad sack of shit and stop asking dumbass questions on why we're giving you shit when you come on here threatening people.

Shut up or fuck off. I called this one well early.
seanchai

[msnaughtygirl4uu]

:popcorn

[goldtop]

'Word stop the hate we all one in the same u smell and i'm a pro at this aint no rookie word'

splendid.

[BeardedOne]

Uh...Can somebody translate please. :?

[DRAVEN007]

how much time do you'll got on your hands dont worry about me worry about something else damn you'll really have nothin to do i dont play computer games with you'll this is a joke to me you'll is nobody i'm gonna say it one more time GET OFF MY DICK you'll must have no money or bitches to worry about me this funny do more important stuff with your time word

[greenkb]

how much time do you'll got on your hands dont worry about me worry about something else damn you'll really have nothin to do i dont play computer games with you'll this is a joke to me you'll is nobody i'm gonna say it one more time GET OFF MY DICK you'll must have no money or bitches to worry about me this funny do more important stuff with your time word Isn't it amazing how much babel fish and all those other internet translators totally fuck up the English language. :lol: DRAVEN007, bit of advice, go back to school and do English 101 before you start posting on here. Then again, perhaps you're still in school and therefore you need to leave cos this forum is for GROWN UPS!! :)

[dgtlmstry]

:popcorn LMFAO!!!

[DRAVEN007]

keep saying my name keep saying my name look how many post i'm gettin you'll love look at all the attention i'm gettin someone really upset and it aint me this is fun keep posting gettin my name out in the forum tha more u post tha more name get out there more attention more attention

[DJ_Asia]

Where's June Cleaver when you need her?!?

Jiveman #1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man! Yes, he is wrong for doing that.
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol. I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'. Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo! How true!
Together: Sheeeet! Golly!

Elaine: Would you gentleman care to order your dinners?
Jiveman #1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java. I would like the steak please.
Jiveman #2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden. I'll have the fish.

Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

[beatmaker]

Draven, I come from the streets too, but nothing annoys me more than black men and women, that revel in stereotypes. You're coming up in here, on some "bitch this", "ho that", "nigga nigga" shit and you sound straight ignorant. The whiteboys in this thread, are straight clowning you right now and so is everyone else for that matter. The problem is, you're oblivious to your own buffoonery, which is why you started this silly thread in the first place. It's reminding me of the scene from that old movie "Airplane" where the old white lady is "jive talking" with the two black men sitting next to her on the plane and acting as an interpreter between them and the stewardess. You command no respect, because your post reaks of dumbshit. It's 2006 homie! Proper grammar isn't just for white folks. Step your book game up, past Donald Goines, The Source and King Magazine. That shyt is entertaining, but isn't going to do much to strengthen your brain power. Take a lesson from Malcolm X, that knowledge is the black man's best friend, in spite of all that dumb shyt you see in rap music lately.

Draven, if you think it's all about talking greasy and telling chicks what a big black dick you got, then you got the game fucked up. You mine as well, paint your face black, put on some tapdance shoes, while eating a piece a watermelon, because your nothing more than a new millenium coon.

I suggest you rent Spike Lee's "Bamboozled" and really let it marinate in your dome for a minute. Sorry, if I'm misjudging you playa, but you seem to embrace this big, dumb black Mandingo shyt and we black men got to come out of that simplistic thinking. It's part of the reason, aside from personal biases, that some escorts give black men a hard time when they call to book a session. Who the hell wants to hear that "Yo ho, I got a big black 10 inch dick, so I'm know I'm tapping that ass for free" nonsense. Any broad that bites that bait, probably is a stank with the monster (HIV) anyway.

Quoting something I hear from oldtimers a lot. "Why is when News cameras come to the ghetto to cover a story, they find the most unarticulate, ungroomed brother or sister to interview". Step you mind game up, homie! Stop being the dumbass in front of the News camera with the broken English, shower cap and gold tooth.

[dgtlmstry]

"Stop being the dumbass in front of the News camera with the broken English, shower cap and gold tooth."

Classic. lmao. I love that line.

Dgtl

[timxxx]

Hey beatmaker this is internet, you’re assuming that Draven is a black man, He/She maybe black but then again it might be David Duke or your friend DarkThanos.

[tubgirl]

i found his pic:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/BiOnyx/snuffx-dot-com-peace-out.jpg

[happyjack]

it was worth the pic of naughtygirl tho,she's a hottie

[dgtlmstry]

i found his pic:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/BiOnyx/snuffx-dot-com-peace-out.jpg

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chefmike]

word to your mother...

[chefmike]

Hey beatmaker this is internet, you’re assuming that Draven is a black man, He/She maybe black but then again it might be David Duke or your friend DarkThanos.

Or then again it could be Vanilla Ice, I hear he's making a comeback. And Eddie Murphy can't be ruled out either, he's a "pro"...

[DRAVEN007]

hold up wait shut the fuck up b you'll cowards started this shit why do care that i'm on here and why do u care where i post get off the my dick why do u care worry about something else

[DRAVEN007]

its to much energy on this shit is sad u think you'll hurting i dont care any of you'll why do u wanna say my name dicuss me why you'll have nothin better to do damn.i dont give a fuck b i say nigga,hoe,and bitch all day thats what i do homie i dont care i from the streets or whatever worry about the shortys why am i on your mind right this is dumb really stupid i'm not gonna respond no more.and thats nigga gonna say tha white boy straight clowing u u kno what go to his house wear a dress have a fucking tea party and suck his dick u ppl or nothin to me i dont care about u.trying to gang up on someone on the computer funny i'm not a internet thug and go around talking shit abotu ppl i dont kno word thats little kid shit word grow up

[InHouston]

worry about ts's damn get off my dick word you'll talk mad shit about a nigga right, but if i caught one of you'll on the street i would fuck one of you'll up then you'll be snitchin to the cops.Word i dont get on the web and talk shit about ppl i see u in the street i'm gonna fuck u up but this goes out to everyone hating on me on the web all the internet computer thugs stop saying my name at your mouth. Word stop the hate we all one in the same u smell and i'm a pro at this aint no rookie word

Take yo illiterate ass back to da corner and sling yo crack rocks foo. And while u at it, get yo crack baby out da street befo it get run ova ... sheeet .... word!

[DRAVEN007]

haha thats all i can say

[DJ_Asia]

its to much energy on this shit is sad u think you'll hurting i dont care any of you'll why do u wanna say my name dicuss me why you'll have nothin better to do damn.i dont give a fuck b i say nigga,hoe,and bitch all day thats what i do homie i dont care i from the streets or whatever worry about the shortys why am i on your mind right this is dumb really stupid i'm not gonna respond no more.and thats nigga gonna say tha white boy straight clowing u u kno what go to his house wear a dress have a fucking tea party and suck his dick u ppl or nothin to me i dont care about u.trying to gang up on someone on the computer funny i'm not a internet thug and go around talking shit abotu ppl i dont kno word thats little kid shit word grow up

Golly he may talk funny but his punctuation is top notch

[chefmike]

its to much energy on this shit is sad u think you'll hurting i dont care any of you'll why do u wanna say my name dicuss me why you'll have nothin better to do damn.i dont give a fuck b i say nigga,hoe,and bitch all day thats what i do homie i dont care i from the streets or whatever worry about the shortys why am i on your mind right this is dumb really stupid i'm not gonna respond no more.and thats nigga gonna say tha white boy straight clowing u u kno what go to his house wear a dress have a fucking tea party and suck his dick u ppl or nothin to me i dont care about u.trying to gang up on someone on the computer funny i'm not a internet thug and go around talking shit abotu ppl i dont kno word thats little kid shit word grow up

Golly he may talk funny but his punctuation is top notch

LMFAO...without a doubt...

[BeardedOne]

Golly he may talk funny but his punctuation is top notch

Punk-chew-ation? :lol:

[DRAVEN007]

i cant fuck with you'll no more thats is dumb

[InHouston]

I found Draven007's picture on his home page at http://www.MyMommaIsACrackHead.com.

[trapmasta]

you guys are horrible at jokes

[DRAVEN007]

naw they real funny though i'm loving the attention right now for real muah

[InHouston]

naw they real funny though i'm loving the attention right now for real muah

Yabba dabba doo fo real dawg?

[zerrrr]

Dude, there are punctuation marks called periods, commas, colons, and semicolons. They are used in sentence structure. Please become familiar with them. Otherwise your posts give people headaches.

[fitfred]

oh this is really funny - D man, prove us all wrong and end the joke by posting something in english...or keep us amused longer with that regressive 'the only race to go backwards in intellectual progression' stuff...and by race I mean the small urban minority trash (of a number of colours) who will help osama take the greatest nation on earth back to the stoneage without firing a shot

[InHouston]

Dude, there are punctuation marks called periods, commas, colons, and semicolons. They are used in sentence structure. Please become familiar with them. Otherwise your posts give people headaches.

Let me help you out here, and put this in terms that DRAVEN007 can understand.

"Damn nigga u dum!"

[Avenged01]

Can't a mod put a cyber cap in his ass?

aka ban him?

[fitfred]

no, mods, nooooooo, leave him alive...i want to read his stuff

[DRAVEN007]

This is pointless okay i dont use coma and periods okay so thats makes u mad.Okay does it make your day better to take about ppl,we have been talking about this for two days okay lets talk about something else.Its a fucking forum to post shit okay thats all it is i dont take this serious but u guys do i dont give a fuck about u are the forum okay worry about something else.

[fitfred]

pity - it was fun - and as the spoofer you could have run this on for ever - damn, i can't believe you have taken this so seriously.

you'd last about a minute under interrogation, you soft shit

[DRAVEN007]

this is funny i just had a good time with this thread

[fitfred]

yeah but you folded way too early

[DRAVEN007]

I was just mad t at first its all good word, i cant believe this thread got so many replies and views its all good though word

[thebusiness]

See... it's stupid shit like this thread that sets us all back!

Naw, let me take that back... niggas like D can keep their non-common sense having ass in da gutter... while niggas like ME climb our way to the top of the food chain and shake hands with the upper-class majority!

And for the record... there are A LOT of girls on here that y'all give credit to for "appearing smart" but have have worse grammar than this dude and it ain't typos when ever post they make has that same fucked up english...

Oh yeah, I'm a hip-hop artist and I ALWAYS had A's in english class(advanced courses) so it isn't because he's a thug or into hip-hop that he's like this...IT'S JUST HIM!!

But on some real shit bro, learn how to type so society and the "whiteman" can get off our backs! Save the slang for when you chillin' with ya niggas fam!

And I know this post is over but don't let them(as in people who look down on the hip-hop community) have the chance to disrespect us like that... just remember that it's their world we living in until we come up to be "TRUE EQUALS!"

[chefmike]

this is funny i just had a good time with this thread

LMFAO...and we had a good time with you too, "gangsta"... :roll:

And in case you haven't noticed, you've been pimped and used like a cheerleader at a frat party... :lol:

[fitfred]

i may be wrong, but in the good old united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland, most of us have got over the 'nigger' stuff, the 'them and us' stuff and the 'a black man can be as good as a white man' stuff.

most of us here have stopped looking at colour unless it is forced upon us. we see people as clever, stupid, done well, fast, idle, nice and hardly ever as black or white or whatever.

i am always surprised that the greatest nation on earth still seems to be the world's richest third world country...don't you guys ever think you can get past this simple colour shit?

[DRAVEN007]

The business u right fam its all good,mike and fitfred its all good.We all here for that same common goal, and i dont even have to say it but u kno what i'm talkin it is aight everybody peace.

[DJ_Asia]

i may be wrong, but in the good old united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland, most of us have got over the 'nigger' stuff, the 'them and us' stuff and the 'a black man can be as good as a white man' stuff.

most of us here have stopped looking at colour unless it is forced upon us. we see people as clever, stupid, done well, fast, idle, nice and hardly ever as black or white or whatever.

i am always surprised that the greatest nation on earth still seems to be the world's richest third world country...don't you guys ever think you can get past this simple colour shit?

Only speaking for myself,a white guy,american,living abroad.

Im not jumping on this guys case cuz he's black ( or tries real hard to be black) Im jumping on him cuz he's ignorant and mutilates the English language like a dog on a t-bone.
Black,white,yellow,brown or green if you speal like a moron,then youre a moron,its not a race issue....at least for me.

DJ Asia

[eggbert]

DJ, you're speaking for me too.

[tracy]

The business u right fam its all good,mike and fitfred its all good.We all here for that same common goal, and i dont even have to say it but u kno what i'm talkin it is aight everybody peace.
PEACE YOU PUNK IDIOT!

[DRAVEN007]

THIS thread will never die get off my dick

[buttolino]

leave the guy be. As you say, we are all here for a 'common purpose'. It's not a forum for hate etc. Good luck to all who post here and hope they find what they want. I personally think it's the best website on the net. Over to you Draven........................ :lol:

[DRAVEN007]

thanks good looking out